Heads, shoulders, knees, John Stones

[Arteta10]

Heard a few lads in the pub in bern singing john stones to the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes but there were no lyrics for the second bit of the song

Recon we could use the same tune but sing something like:

'Our defence has got John Stones, got John Stones
Jaaaagielka and John Stones and John Stones
And Seamus Coleman and Baines and Joel
Our Defence has got John Stones, got John Stones!'

We've got loads of boss songs at the minute like but stones, jags and baines don't get a mention in any of them so might as well kill three birds with one stone (no pun intended) and Bobby needs to get Joel in goal before we can sing it cos Howard doesn't rhyme and he's a clown

 

[Seanjd]

Heard a few lads in the pub in bern singing john stones to the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes but there were no lyrics for the second bit of the song

Recon we could use the same tune but sing something like:

'Our defence has got John Stones, got John Stones
Jaaaagielka and John Stones and John Stones
And Seamus Coleman and Baines and Joel
Our Defence has got John Stones, got John Stones!'

We've got loads of boss songs at the minute like but stones, jags and baines don't get a mention in any of them so might as well kill three birds with one stone (no pun intended) and Bobby needs to get Joel in goal before we can sing it cos Howard doesn't rhyme and he's a clown

If there's one reason Howard should be dropped for Robles, this is it.

 

[McBain]

Da knee bone connected to da John Stones?

 

[Minimeister]

Just when you think things couldn't get any worse.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've got a good chant for him:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Utter gash.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Just when you think things couldn't get any worse.

To the tune of Imagine by John Lennon:

Ima-gine Aar-on Len-non
Running down the wing
Ooooh-oooooh Ooh-Ooh-Ooh

 

[magicjuan]

2 litres of ear bleach from the offy

 

[Del]

Heard a few lads in the pub in bern singing john stones to the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes but there were no lyrics for the second bit of the song

Recon we could use the same tune but sing something like:

'Our defence has got John Stones, got John Stones
Jaaaagielka and John Stones and John Stones
And Seamus Coleman and Baines and Joel
Our Defence has got John Stones, got John Stones!'

We've got loads of boss songs at the minute like but stones, jags and baines don't get a mention in any of them so might as well kill three birds with one stone (no pun intended) and Bobby needs to get Joel in goal before we can sing it cos Howard doesn't rhyme and he's a clown

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Don't Worry About a Thing
Cos Leighton Baines.... Is In Blue & White.

 

[counsillor cox]

Heard a few lads in the pub in bern singing john stones to the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes but there were no lyrics for the second bit of the song

Recon we could use the same tune but sing something like:

'Our defence has got John Stones, got John Stones
Jaaaagielka and John Stones and John Stones
And Seamus Coleman and Baines and Joel
Our Defence has got John Stones, got John Stones!'

We've got loads of boss songs at the minute like but stones, jags and baines don't get a mention in any of them so might as well kill three birds with one stone (no pun intended) and Bobby needs to get Joel in goal before we can sing it cos Howard doesn't rhyme and he's a clown

"But lukaku doesnt know his elbows from his toes, and howard should be on the dole on the dole"

 

[degsy]

Heard a few lads in the pub in bern singing john stones to the tune of heads shoulders knees and toes but there were no lyrics for the second bit of the song

Recon we could use the same tune but sing something like:

'Our defence has got John Stones, got John Stones
Jaaaagielka and John Stones and John Stones
And Seamus Coleman and Baines and Joel
Our Defence has got John Stones, got John Stones!'

We've got loads of boss songs at the minute like but stones, jags and baines don't get a mention in any of them so might as well kill three birds with one stone (no pun intended) and Bobby needs to get Joel in goal before we can sing it cos Howard doesn't rhyme and he's a clown

If you have a day job, don't give it up... but full marks for trying

 

[blue61]

"Coz I'm Stones in love with youhoooo..."

 

[Groucho]

Don't Worry About a Thing
Cos Leighton Baines.... Is In Blue & White.

I actually love this.

It would've been great as a chant.

 

[Stoic Ape]

I actually love this.

It would've been great as a chant.

Reidy's the only one whos been pushing it for beards. Dont think its ever gonna happen. Not arsed myself.

 

[orly]

Aga doo doo doo
I've paid £35 for this ticket and I'm entitled to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


to the tune of "hit me baby one more time"