HALF TIME ENTERTAINMENT

[Moomin]

did anybody actually ever text in for that?

I did, but it was off my work phone so it never cost me a penny.

I voted for the opposition, in the hope that if Changy was defeated, he would be killed off Mortal Kombat style.

 

[Groucho]

Good shouts.

Proper hate public proposals like that, like. It's the sign of a right bellend.

Yes, should be between two people intimately.

I also enjoy seeing past legends on the pitch at half time getting full applause. I just like it.

 

[Moomin]

I would have liked them to play some decent songs.

 

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

I would have liked them to play some decent songs.

And what classes as a decent song in your book?

 

[The T-Dex]

Bring back Mr Testicles.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Bring back Mr Testicles.

This.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I used yto be in The Boys Brigade when I was a kid, and in the Band we used to play at loads of grounds at Half-Time, all of the Rugby Grounds and Springfield Park, Burnden and O.T. a few times including the 100th Derby when I drained about 2 weeks of spit from my Trumpet on the Stretford End Penalty Spot. We did all of Australias games in '78 when they sent a legendary team over, they were all havin' a laugh with us and sitting by the poitch at half-time watching us instead of going in the changing room... the opposition were usually 'receiving treatment.'

There is a fully signed programme somewhere.

 

[teppic]

What's wrong with man with garden fork?

 

[scratchnsurf]

There was definitely a samba band, with dancing girls. This combined with Mr testicles has great potential.

 

[Moomin]

And what classes as a decent song in your book?

Not Saturdays, or the usual commercial pop thrash they play.

Some Smiths, Primal Scream, The Who etc etc etc not music for young teenage girls.

 

[MACCA75]

did anybody actually ever text in for that?

Even if I wanted to, I don't think I have ever once had a phone signal inside Goodison!

 

[scratchnsurf]

This.

The club have really missed a trick here.

Look at his lovely smiling face/scrotum.

Think of the marketing and merchandise opportunities: cuddly toys, hats, visits to local primary schools, opening new supermarkets....

 

[composter]

Moody goalie sat propped against his post, last time I was truly entertained at half time

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1st Time I went to Wembley, for a R.L. Challenge Cup Final (76), a bloke shinned up the posts at halftime and did a strip.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The club have really missed a trick here.

Look at his lovely smiling face/scrotum.

Think of the marketing and merchandise opportunities: cuddly toys, hats, visits to local primary schools, opening new supermarkets....

When we were in the Mascot Room (see Avatar) the fella that looks after everyone said the peabs are like big cables stuck out of it, and the kids wanna know wtf it is ?