Gus the Fox
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Why Clint, Why?
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A FROG
Trap him in an old kettle.
Whisper the word 'clitoris' into his ear on the hour, every hour.
Punch him in the ribs.
Flick raspberries at him from the top of the shed.
Gently shove him down the drains.
Ram him up Keith Bisto's big fat arse.
Super-glue him to Carol Vorderman's mountain bike.
Marry the c***.
Post him to Malta (Second class.)
Watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with him and then tear his f***ing head off and hurl it into the canal.
Wear him as a sort of posh brooch.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A FROG
Trap him in an old kettle.
Whisper the word 'clitoris' into his ear on the hour, every hour.
Punch him in the ribs.
Flick raspberries at him from the top of the shed.
Gently shove him down the drains.
Ram him up Keith Bisto's big fat arse.
Super-glue him to Carol Vorderman's mountain bike.
Marry the c***.
Post him to Malta (Second class.)
Watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with him and then tear his f***ing head off and hurl it into the canal.
Wear him as a sort of posh brooch.
That website is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Just laughed solidly for more than half an hour. My face hurts.
Clint Planet
Utter Cad.
"I JUST SPIKED A BIRD BATH WITH GIN. NOW ALL THE SPARROWS ARE F*CKING AND FIGHTING AND CALLING EACH OTHER C*NTS."
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