Guess the Wage Game

[Lord Buckethead]

There seems to be lots of arguments clogging up individual threads about how much certain players are on per week.
For the sake of cleaning the place up a bit, I thought I'd consolidate the kerfuffles in one easy to ignore thread, so all the wage experts can come to some sort of an agreement without bothering the rest of us.


How many thousands of UK Pounds are the squad on per week?

Jordan Pickford -
Jonjoe Kenny -
Mason Holgate -
Michael Keane -
Allan -
Richarlison -
Fabian Delph -
Dominic Calvert-Lewin -
Gylfi Sigurðsson -
Demarai Gray -
Lucas Digne -
Yerry Mina -
Andros Townsend -
Asmir Begovic -
Abdoulaye Doucouré -
Alex Iwobi -
James Rodríguez -
André Gomes -
Ben Godfrey -
Séamus Coleman -
Anthony Gordon -
Jean-Philippe Gbamin -
Tom Davies -
Cenk Tosun -
Andy Lonergan -
Jarrad Branthwaite -
Salomón Rondón -

Our total Wage bill is _______


And remember kids, our wage bill is currently 85% of our revenue.

Which gives the Club a Revenue of ______

 

[summerisle]

There seems to be lots of arguments clogging up individual threads about how much certain players are on per week.
For the sake of cleaning the place up a bit, I thought I'd consolidate the kerfuffles in one easy to ignore thread, so all the wage experts can come to some sort of an agreement without bothering the rest of us.


How many thousands of UK Pounds are the squad on per week?

Jordan Pickford -
Jonjoe Kenny -
Mason Holgate -
Michael Keane -
Allan -
Richarlison -
Fabian Delph -
Dominic Calvert-Lewin -
Gylfi Sigurðsson -
Demarai Gray -
Lucas Digne -
Yerry Mina -
Andros Townsend -
Asmir Begovic -
Abdoulaye Doucouré -
Alex Iwobi -
James Rodríguez -
André Gomes -
Ben Godfrey -
Séamus Coleman -
Anthony Gordon -
Jean-Philippe Gbamin -
Tom Davies -
Cenk Tosun -
Andy Lonergan -
Jarrad Branthwaite -
Salomón Rondón -

Our total Wage bill is _______


And remember kids, our wage bill is currently 85% of our revenue.

Which gives a Club a Revenue of ______

A cuddly toy and a fondue set.

 

[Marius57]

All on a tenner a week except rodriguez as they all took pay cuts to allow him to sign and he is on 62 million a week.

 

[4737carlin]

There seems to be lots of arguments clogging up individual threads about how much certain players are on per week.
For the sake of cleaning the place up a bit, I thought I'd consolidate the kerfuffles in one easy to ignore thread, so all the wage experts can come to some sort of an agreement without bothering the rest of us.


How many thousands of UK Pounds are the squad on per week?

Jordan Pickford -
Jonjoe Kenny -
Mason Holgate -
Michael Keane -
Allan -
Richarlison -
Fabian Delph -
Dominic Calvert-Lewin -
Gylfi Sigurðsson -
Demarai Gray -
Lucas Digne -
Yerry Mina -
Andros Townsend -
Asmir Begovic -
Abdoulaye Doucouré -
Alex Iwobi -
James Rodríguez -
André Gomes -
Ben Godfrey -
Séamus Coleman -
Anthony Gordon -
Jean-Philippe Gbamin -
Tom Davies -
Cenk Tosun -
Andy Lonergan -
Jarrad Branthwaite -
Salomón Rondón -

Our total Wage bill is _______


And remember kids, our wage bill is currently 85% of our revenue.

Which gives the Club a Revenue of ______

You forgot to add Senor Benitez to the list, who should be our highest earner.

 

[Eggs]

….it’s monopoly money, our problem is paying ordinary players more than their worth.

 

[DaChunk]

There seems to be lots of arguments clogging up individual threads about how much certain players are on per week.
For the sake of cleaning the place up a bit, I thought I'd consolidate the kerfuffles in one easy to ignore thread, so all the wage experts can come to some sort of an agreement without bothering the rest of us.


How many thousands of UK Pounds are the squad on per week?

Jordan Pickford -
Jonjoe Kenny -
Mason Holgate -
Michael Keane -
Allan -
Richarlison -
Fabian Delph -
Dominic Calvert-Lewin -
Gylfi Sigurðsson -
Demarai Gray -
Lucas Digne -
Yerry Mina -
Andros Townsend -
Asmir Begovic -
Abdoulaye Doucouré -
Alex Iwobi -
James Rodríguez -
André Gomes -
Ben Godfrey -
Séamus Coleman -
Anthony Gordon -
Jean-Philippe Gbamin -
Tom Davies -
Cenk Tosun -
Andy Lonergan -
Jarrad Branthwaite -
Salomón Rondón -

Our total Wage bill is _______


And remember kids, our wage bill is currently 85% of our revenue.

Which gives the Club a Revenue of ______

Is he who shall not be named still on the wage bill?

 

[PaddyJames]

If James does go then we can divvy up the spare 4 million a week amongst the players and staff.

 

[Lapeno77]

Is he who shall not be named still on the wage bill?

Player X? Yes contractual obligation as innocent til proven guilty

 

[SteStocksDJ]

Player X? Yes contractual obligation as innocent til proven guilty

This^^
I believe we would be due compo tho if there is a guilty verdict.

 

[summerisle]

….it’s monopoly money, our problem is paying ordinary players more than their worth.

That include the get out of jail free card ?

 

[MikeH72]

Player X? Yes contractual obligation as innocent til proven guilty

Guilty of what mate?

 

[Lapeno77]

Guilty of what mate?

Fabulous hair, from what Im led to believe.

 

[Toast]

Delph must cost us about £500k per full game he’s played for us. Wages and transfer fee combined.

Gbamin’s must be record breaking.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Too effin much....