Groucho's Fact Hunt

[Pienaar's gloves]

Every person with Blue eyes has one single common ancestor. This person was from the shores of the Black sea around 10,000 years ago.

You sayin' me and me bird are related?

'sake.

 

[Jacko93]

When a person is accused of Crocodile tears.

Crocodile tears are so named, as a Crocodile seems to cry while eating their prey. This is actually caused by the size of chunks they push down their throat, it causes the jaw muscles to press against their tear ducts and force water out. They're not actually upset at the death of their dinner.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

And at one time or another - I'm all of them!

 

[peteblue]

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

And at one time or another - I'm all of them!

Here's a few more.....


apodous
iodous
iridous
jeopardous
macropodous
molybdous
palladous
phyllocladous
podous
vanadous

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Here's a few more.....


apodous
iodous
iridous
jeopardous
macropodous
molybdous
palladous
phyllocladous
podous
vanadous

That's what I get for using cut & paste

You've RUINED Christmas now

 

[silent bob]

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

And at one time or another - I'm all of them!

Those four words also describe the process and after effects of drinking 10 pints of Nutty Slack.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

drinking 10 pints of Nutty Slack.

You drink coal??

 

[silent bob]

You drink coal??

I`ll give it a go. It is in fact a very tasty dark mild (Camra alert) brewed somewhere in Wigan i believe.

 

[Eggs]

...MPs are protected from prosecution within parliamentary debate, hence the saying 'come outside and say that'.

 

[silent bob]

"You Centaur!" is an anagram of "You're a C**t!". Do whatever you like with this information.

Not strictly true as there is no apostrophe in "You Centaur!".

 

[Black Belt Jones]

The Dutch word for a supermarket shopping trolley is winkelwagen.

The Welsh for microwave is popty ping.

Apparently.

 

[Groucho]

The Scouse for "you're derailing a thread" is shurrup will yer!!

Anyway.....

The bonobo monkey, the closest relative of humans, is usually bisexual.

 

[roydo]

The Scouse for "you're derailing a thread" is shurrup will yer!!

Anyway.....

The bonobo monkey, the closest relative of humans, is usually bisexual.

All of them?

 

[roydo]

You just edited that you monster.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Anyway.....

The bonobo monkey, the closest relative of humans, is usually bisexual.

*Trawls net to find footage of bonobos bumming that I can post in a jarg link*