GOT official Miff-o-Meter

[Kiwi]

It's only a matter of time before someone makes a wool-o-meter to gauge fellow posters.

@chicoazul this is where your indepth dossiers you've compiled on each forum member come in handy

 

[TGW89]

What you're saying here, we're going to chart our wanks? Just to be clear.

I have to believe that's where 80% of us are at today. Wank, fume, fume, wank, fume. Then wank.

Actually cracked one off during the Krasnodar game, five minutes later Eto'o goosed them.

It works people....

 

[toffeejack]

Are we happy now lads?

isn't milf time a good thing?

 

[toffeejack]

Much obliged.

This one goes green to orange in homage to the garish goalie tops that have existed down the years.

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cheers, i'd swap liverpool with arsenaal tbf, weak wrists, you need to teach him how to wank (don't actually toss him off, he'll learn nothing then), but perhaps get him to toss you off? depends how big you are i suppose, the bigger the penis, the more howard's wrists have work and the quicker he'll have super wrist strength to push balls (footballs) over the bar.


what the feck am i rambling on about here? soccer porn? maybe

 

[toffeejack]

Actually cracked one off during the Krasnodar game, five minutes later Eto'o goosed them.

It works people....

last season we had crystanbul, now we have krackoneoffyerdar

- bit sick, but we're all friends here, fathers need to be pleased sexually too - if it's too a russian football team, so be it.

 

[TGW89]

3-0 win over Villa = made up

Clean sheet for Howard = boss!

I think I'll only update it when there's genuine fuming. If we end up having a great season then I'll be running out of room on the left.

 

[TGW89]

One centre back but a clean sheet, but unable to penetrate a well-organised Swansea defence.

A 0-0 draw at home to a team we have some divine right to beat, shameful........... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUME!

 

[BoysInBlue]

 

[TGW89]

Needs updating, Everton you horrible gits!