Does anyone remeber jon_efc girlfriend thread, stuff of legends.
See my previous posts on how to win control of the relationship back.
When you meet her, make sure she clocks you checking out slimmer/younger versions of her. Do it discreetly or you will look like a ted.
Get her pissed, if shes from North Wales then she's fair game, book a cheap nasty B&B, and ram her until she begs for mercy. Pummell her like a powerdrill. When finished dont even kiss her. Take your things, leave and get a taxi.
She'll on the phone begging for forgiveness the next day.
Trust me, Im a pervert.
You have to have been befriended by Carlos
Remember LAO's fapping thread, easily the funniest thing I have read on the interwebs.
You remember the 'Sharpy's Shed' incident.
The user Dion Dublin the night of the West Ham game.
Gary, Jazzman, Needo, and his many incarnations.
The sweet sounds of Toffeetunes' strumming.
The network rail fan InnerCity,
The "Smack him lad" thread.
Alio's GOT Trumps.
No.1 Evertonian getting smashed at Fifa.
The lad who booked flights to Turkey for the Benfica v Everton game.
The Luke Moran Saga with 'that' audio recording on sound cloud.
Ghost in general.
Think this is the only one I've got.Made nik have a pissed fume and offer you for a fight.
Just checked and seen this beaut from Chics, love it.
Have been negged by Blue Bastardo