I'd love nothing more mate, it kills me.
Think I might get in trouble though
Think I might get in trouble though
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £50m
Do it, mate. The season is over, it’s bank holiday weekend, enjoy yourself
Best Scout - @RomanReigns
Here’s my nomination
I love AI sometimes:
We’re 14th whichever way you cut it.
Based on
Transfermarkt's market value data for the 2025/26 season as of February 13, 2026, the Premier League "Squad Value Table" is as follows.
Manchester City remains the most valuable squad in the league with a total market value of €1.29 billion, closely followed by Arsenal at €1.27 billion.
Premier League Squad Value Table (25/26 Season)
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[td]1[/td][td]Manchester City[/td][td]27[/td][td]€47.86m[/td][td]€1.29bn[/td][td]2[/td][td]Arsenal[/td][td]24[/td][td]€52.75m[/td][td]€1.27bn[/td][td]3[/td][td]Chelsea[/td][td]30[/td][td]€38.57m[/td][td]€1.16bn[/td][td]4[/td][td]Liverpool[/td][td]27[/td][td]€38.63m[/td][td]€1.04bn[/td][td]5[/td][td]Tottenham Hotspur[/td][td]28[/td][td]€31.30m[/td][td]€876.50m[/td][td]6[/td][td]Manchester United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€27.66m[/td][td]€719.15m[/td][td]7[/td][td]Newcastle United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€27.29m[/td][td]€709.55m[/td][td]8[/td][td]Nottingham Forest[/td][td]29[/td][td]€20.40m[/td][td]€591.60m[/td][td]9[/td][td]Crystal Palace[/td][td]28[/td][td]€19.15m[/td][td]€536.30m[/td][td]10[/td][td]Aston Villa[/td][td]25[/td][td]€21.26m[/td][td]€531.50m[/td][td]11[/td][td]Brighton & Hove Albion[/td][td]26[/td][td]€19.62m[/td][td]€510.00m[/td][td]12[/td][td]AFC Bournemouth[/td][td]26[/td][td]€17.20m[/td][td]€447.10m[/td][td]13[/td][td]Brentford[/td][td]26[/td][td]€16.71m[/td][td]€434.40m[/td][td]14[/td][td]Everton[/td][td]25[/td][td]€16.95m[/td][td]€423.65m[/td][td]15[/td][td]Fulham[/td][td]24[/td][td]€15.54m[/td][td]€372.95m[/td][td]16[/td][td]West Ham United[/td][td]23[/td][td]€14.74m[/td][td]€338.95m[/td][td]17[/td][td]Sunderland[/td][td]29[/td][td]€11.28m[/td][td]€327.03m[/td][td]18[/td][td]Leeds United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€12.35m[/td][td]€321.03m[/td][td]19[/td][td]Wolverhampton Wanderers[/td][td]23[/td][td]€12.10m[/td][td]€278.35m[/td][td]20[/td][td]Burnley[/td][td]29[/td][td]€8.68m[/td]
They know who they are, I feel they need to pop in and repent their sins.
You’re teasing us here lad
@stopstandthere for the best admiration of the female physique award
I think that's the 'chronic masturbator' award...still have the 1998 trophy on show in my garage; those were the days.
Drico
Player Valuation: £70m
You just know he's wearing brown shoes in that...
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £40m
I would like to nominate @Rita_Poon and @Eggs for the Henry Kissinger award for their staunch yet non-confrontational defence of Moyes. At times being the only non-confrontational voice in the general melee.
I would also like to nominate @matty1878 as the most positive poster regarding Moyes, sometime displaying positivity akin to delirium in the face of tidal waves of negativity.
To be clear I want Moyes to go, so they are often in direct opposition to me, I just think all three debated energetically without ever descending into viciousness or aggression. Well done you three, you deluded fools you
I would also like to nominate @matty1878 as the most positive poster regarding Moyes, sometime displaying positivity akin to delirium in the face of tidal waves of negativity.
To be clear I want Moyes to go, so they are often in direct opposition to me, I just think all three debated energetically without ever descending into viciousness or aggression. Well done you three, you deluded fools you
MondayHater
Player Valuation: £8m
He was trying to save face as he had just slapped someone five minutes before.
I would like to nominate @Rita_Poon and @Eggs for the Henry Kissinger award for their staunch yet non-confrontational defence of Moyes. At times being the only non-confrontational voice in the general melee.
I would also like to nominate @matty1878 as the most positive poster regarding Moyes, sometime displaying positivity akin to delirium in the face of tidal waves of negativity.
To be clear I want Moyes to go, so they are often in direct opposition to me, I just think all three debated energetically without ever descending into viciousness or aggression. Well done you three, you deluded fools you
….its fine to disagree, but it’s not fine to be disagreeable
Fair play from Gana & whoever bid, but surely a better option would have been to match it?
Sounds like there was 2 people with £30k between them to spend but £15k was left on table…
