I'd love nothing more mate, it kills me.Tag the nominees mate
Think I might get in trouble though
I'd love nothing more mate, it kills me.Tag the nominees mate
How can a list in this era not include this:
The most prominent AI poster (Not pics, just General AI responses put out as knowledge)
I'd love nothing more mate, it kills me.
Think I might get in trouble though
I'd love nothing more mate, it kills me.
Think I might get in trouble though
Here’s my nominationHow can a list in this era not include this:
The most prominent AI poster (Not pics, just General AI responses put out as knowledge)
I love AI sometimes:
We’re 14th whichever way you cut it.
Based on
Transfermarkt's market value data for the 2025/26 season as of February 13, 2026, the Premier League "Squad Value Table" is as follows.
Manchester City remains the most valuable squad in the league with a total market value of €1.29 billion, closely followed by Arsenal at €1.27 billion.
Premier League Squad Value Table (25/26 Season)
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[td]1[/td][td]Manchester City[/td][td]27[/td][td]€47.86m[/td][td]€1.29bn[/td][td]2[/td][td]Arsenal[/td][td]24[/td][td]€52.75m[/td][td]€1.27bn[/td][td]3[/td][td]Chelsea[/td][td]30[/td][td]€38.57m[/td][td]€1.16bn[/td][td]4[/td][td]Liverpool[/td][td]27[/td][td]€38.63m[/td][td]€1.04bn[/td][td]5[/td][td]Tottenham Hotspur[/td][td]28[/td][td]€31.30m[/td][td]€876.50m[/td][td]6[/td][td]Manchester United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€27.66m[/td][td]€719.15m[/td][td]7[/td][td]Newcastle United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€27.29m[/td][td]€709.55m[/td][td]8[/td][td]Nottingham Forest[/td][td]29[/td][td]€20.40m[/td][td]€591.60m[/td][td]9[/td][td]Crystal Palace[/td][td]28[/td][td]€19.15m[/td][td]€536.30m[/td][td]10[/td][td]Aston Villa[/td][td]25[/td][td]€21.26m[/td][td]€531.50m[/td][td]11[/td][td]Brighton & Hove Albion[/td][td]26[/td][td]€19.62m[/td][td]€510.00m[/td][td]12[/td][td]AFC Bournemouth[/td][td]26[/td][td]€17.20m[/td][td]€447.10m[/td][td]13[/td][td]Brentford[/td][td]26[/td][td]€16.71m[/td][td]€434.40m[/td][td]14[/td][td]Everton[/td][td]25[/td][td]€16.95m[/td][td]€423.65m[/td][td]15[/td][td]Fulham[/td][td]24[/td][td]€15.54m[/td][td]€372.95m[/td][td]16[/td][td]West Ham United[/td][td]23[/td][td]€14.74m[/td][td]€338.95m[/td][td]17[/td][td]Sunderland[/td][td]29[/td][td]€11.28m[/td][td]€327.03m[/td][td]18[/td][td]Leeds United[/td][td]26[/td][td]€12.35m[/td][td]€321.03m[/td][td]19[/td][td]Wolverhampton Wanderers[/td][td]23[/td][td]€12.10m[/td][td]€278.35m[/td][td]20[/td][td]Burnley[/td][td]29[/td][td]€8.68m[/td]
You’re teasing us here ladThey know who they are, I feel they need to pop in and repent their sins.
@stopstandthere for the best admiration of the female physique award![]()
You just know he's wearing brown shoes in that...
I would like to nominate @Rita_Poon and @Eggs for the Henry Kissinger award for their staunch yet non-confrontational defence of Moyes. At times being the only non-confrontational voice in the general melee.
I would also like to nominate @matty1878 as the most positive poster regarding Moyes, sometime displaying positivity akin to delirium in the face of tidal waves of negativity.
To be clear I want Moyes to go, so they are often in direct opposition to me, I just think all three debated energetically without ever descending into viciousness or aggression. Well done you three, you deluded fools you![]()
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