Goodison and pooing

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I followed through at work one day, managed to waddle out to my car without anyone realising and go home for a shower and a change of pants. Good times
When I was about 17, I had a dump in a plant pot in the corner of my friend's living room: I was a mess and couldn't get up the stairs, so it seemed the best option.

Actually, I also once filled a sock draw on their landing with urine because I couldn't hold on any longer, when the toilet was in use. His socks were floating in them.

Both times, my friend - equally a mess on both occasions - actually thought it was him and took the responsibility for it all even though his parents went ape.
 
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