Goodison and pooing

[Toffe3m4n]

Anyone who has a dump in public toilets is a wrongun

Where would you suggest they go if they aren't at home?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Portaloos. Sends cold chills down my spine. The city I live in has a beautiful river running through with about a half-mile stretch where you can sit and relax and drink, etc. There are two portaloos along the way, that's it. In the summer the temperatures reach the 30 degree mark. Almost all the time these loos are already overflowing, stinking and with pish and muck all over the floor, seat, everywhere. I know this is standard portaloo style, but it's absolutely kin rank. I usually just go deep into the woods and find a tree to pee behind, feel sorry for the ladies who feel like they need to go to the portaloo.

I remember Southport Fireworks in Victoria Park a few years ago I had the full-on trotts in one of the portaloos which came on quite suddenly. Because it was in the evening I had no light either.. so I was basically sitting there in complete darkness. Fun times.

Luckily it was unsoiled (or looked it anyway).

 

[anton66]

I remember Southport Fireworks in Victoria Park a few years ago I had the full-on trotts in one of the portaloos which came on quite suddenly. Because it was in the evening I had no light either.. so I was basically sitting there in complete darkness. Fun times.

Luckily it was unsoiled (or looked it anyway).

I hope there was bog paper?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I hope there was bog paper?

Thankfully! lol

 

[john jako]

Where would you suggest they go if they aren't at home?

Exactly. Just layer the seat with paper or hover over it. Wash hands after and get a jab from the doctors within a week. Maybe take some potassium iodine tablets if using any public toilets in the Walton area.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Struggling here. Must be my fourth toilet break. I’m glad it’s not Christmas everyday cos we’d all be walking round like penguins.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Rather turd in my pants than a rank bogs.

 

[john jako]

Boxing Day is the worst day for toilets in a footie ground. Feel sorry for anyone having to use them. Take care.

 

[captainvindaloo]

There are only two types of people who poop in portaloos. The carelessly filthy, or the brave.

 

[john jako]

Rather turd in my pants than a rank bogs.

I remember pooing myself driving to work after a night out. Nothing worse than changing gears in your own feces.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I remember pooing myself driving to work after a night out. Nothing worse than changing gears in your own feces.

It’s definitely a thing that happens as you get older. Along with hairy ears and needing to piss at 4am every night. Looking forward to what comes next tbh

 

[Armaghtoffee]

It’s definitely a thing that happens as you get older. Along with hairy ears and needing to piss at 4am every night. Looking forward to what comes next tbh

Likely arthritis my friend.

 

[john jako]

It’s definitely a thing that happens as you get older. Along with hairy ears and needing to piss at 4am every night. Looking forward to what comes next tbh

It’s a brutal life cycle mate. You start off in nappies and end up in them. Just the age I need a nappy is still in my thirties is my issue.

 

[cronullasharks]

I remember pooing myself driving to work after a night out. Nothing worse than changing gears in your own feces.

I followed through at work one day, managed to waddle out to my car without anyone realising and go home for a shower and a change of pants. Good times

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Likely arthritis my friend.

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