Goodison and pooing

[degsy]

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

GOT Gold these intellectual threads

 

[.CrAzY.]

Same. 14 years of working on building sites has trained me to be able to go anywhere.

Bucket in the back of the van, cement bag, Tesco bag, a field etc.

Easy.

traffic cone turned upside down with a carrier bag placed round the rim.. the perfect makeshift toilet

 

[Paris]

An actual real life snowflake.


Wow

And?

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Hope Don Carlo isn't reading this thread lol

 

[tommye]

And?

You're an embarrassment to your generation

 

[Paris]

You're an embarrassment to your generation

And?

 

[SteveSC]

Indeed. Even at work toilets I lift the seat up with my feet and never ever touch the lock with my bare hands.

Others may mock but I have not had a full-on cold this year, whereas my colleagues have been dropping like flies.

So those germs you are deathly afraid off touching are spread all over the place by your shoes. Even into your own home.

Unless a toilet seat is visually dirty, stained and the bowl beyond use from lack of cleaning the chances are you are more likely to get bad cold from germs sitting at your desk at work or from touching any door handle especially the handle to the toilet

 

[Paris]

So those germs you are deathly afraid off touching are spread all over the place by your shoes. Even into your own home.

Unless a toilet seat is visually dirty, stained and the bowl beyond use from lack of cleaning the chances are you are more likely to get bad cold from germs sitting at your desk at work or from touching any door handle especially the handle to the toilet

Maybe but the fact is that I've not gotten ill.

 

[Jonte]

 

[Yarrgh]

having a dump at work is ace, getting paid to have a dump, one of life's pleasures and its the only peace and quiet I get these days

Spot on. I get in. Log on to the computer, then go make a coffee. Drink the coffee and then go visit the newly cleaned toilets. The dream move is going into the toilet and being the one who switches on the motion sensor lights. If I get a bit of chatting in I get an hour on the clock before I have to do anything.

I'm like an office based Morgan Schneiderlin.

 

[Pilks]

20 years or so ago I was working as an IT contractor, so I was on a decent actual hourly rate. Having a work dump was awesome then because I could actually calculate precisely how much I'd earned while being off the job on the job, as it were. Small things.

Over the years, if you added up all the books I've read while voiding at an employer's pleasure, you could stock a small library...

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Spot on. I get in. Log on to the computer, then go make a coffee. Drink the coffee and then go visit the newly cleaned toilets. The dream move is going into the toilet and being the one who switches on the motion sensor lights. If I get a bit of chatting in I get an hour on the clock before I have to do anything.

I'm like an office based Morgan Schneiderlin.

Log onto the computer? Disgusting

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

This thread has the makings of a GOT hall of famer, all we need now is someone to come on here and say they found a Nivea for Men's gift set suspiciously hidden behind the loo in a Goodison cubicle.

Oh, and er, whilst passing a hot Goth chick coming out of the ladies. On her way to the bus stop.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Spot on. I get in. Log on to the computer, then go make a coffee. Drink the coffee and then go visit the newly cleaned toilets. The dream move is going into the toilet and being the one who switches on the motion sensor lights. If I get a bit of chatting in I get an hour on the clock before I have to do anything.

I'm like an office based Morgan Schneiderlin.

Do you pass a bowel motion sideways?

 

[Yarrgh]

Do you pass a bowel motion sideways?

To be fair to myself I did a big Dunc (the coach) today. Not the greatest quality, but lots of effort, and the result was exactly what I needed in the circumstances.