Goodison and pooing

[Kurt.]

having a dump at work is ace, getting paid to have a dump, one of life's pleasures and its the only peace and quiet I get these days

My office is on a hospital ward... I literally gave to go into a small room on a very busy corridor where colleagues regularly stand to discuss patients... i don’t even feel comfortable peeing in there if I’m honest... it’s a psychological thing I guess

 

[carlos21]

My office is on a hospital ward... I literally gave to go into a small room on a very busy corridor where colleagues regularly stand to discuss patients... i don’t even feel comfortable peeing in there if I’m honest... it’s a psychological thing I guess

Good evening andy how are you doing today.

 

[carlos21]

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

Good evening John.

 

[Kurt.]

Good evening andy how are you doing today.

I’m good mate ..... not good enough to pop in the park end though

 

[carlos21]

I’m good mate ..... not good enough to pop in the park end though

i am good aswell...

 

[Kurt.]

i am good aswell...

Good to hear mate.. hope you have a wonderful Christmas x

 

[carlos21]

Good to hear mate.. hope you have a wonderful Christmas x

And to your family aswell buddy I mean that x

 

[The binman chronicles]

They don't make water hot enough for me to do that.

 

[Badge1878]

The queue for a dump in the Gwladys St bogs at half time is bigger than the one for foot long rollover hot dog - nerves and all that.

 

[Pilks]

What always gets me is when you head into the germ warfare area which is the Lower Gwladys bogs and every single time you'll see a pint stood on some surface, normally by the sinks

I mean, honestly, in the name of all that is holy in this godforsaken world, WHY would you take a beverage in there??

 

[PhilM]

After drinking copious amounts of ale yesterday, I’m on my second of the day already and feel a third brewing. Operation Clear Out has begun.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'll crap anywhere - I have no shame. 12 years of military service taught me to

a. Sleep at every possible opportunity
b. Crap anywhere and I mean anywhere
c. Bog roll is both an asset and currency

Same. 14 years of working on building sites has trained me to be able to go anywhere.

Bucket in the back of the van, cement bag, Tesco bag, a field etc.

Easy.

 

[Paris]

Would never do a crap in a public toilet. Going for a piss is bad enough as you know there is crap all over every surface. Door handles are the worst.

Indeed. Even at work toilets I lift the seat up with my feet and never ever touch the lock with my bare hands.

Others may mock but I have not had a full-on cold this year, whereas my colleagues have been dropping like flies.

 

[tommye]

I won’t defecate anywhere except home ... I get stage fright

This cos you live in a shithouse?

 

[tommye]

Indeed. Even at work toilets I lift the seat up with my feet and never ever touch the lock with my bare hands.

Others may mock but I have not had a full-on cold this year, whereas my colleagues have been dropping like flies.

An actual real life snowflake.


Wow