Getting caught at it by the kids... ARGGHHHHHHHHHH

[cahillsheaders]

As there was no MOTD on last night and being a real macho [Poor language removed], I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.

Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"

There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... ****!

Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"

I am dreading her going to school tomorrow and saying "daddy and mummy had a naked fight"

 

[EFCNIK]

Ahaha at least you can make up some bull****!

My mate got caught in a 69 with his girlfriend on the living room floor, BY HIS MUM. And she saw the worst possible end. Her son's erect penis in a girls mouth. Just beautiful.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Smash her lad.

Well in lad. I wouldnt even remember where to put it these days!

 

[RFUS]

Ahaha at least you can make up some bull****!

My mate got caught in a 69 with his girlfriend on the living room floor, BY HIS MUM. And she saw the worst possible end. Her son's erect penis in a girls mouth. Just beautiful.

Why on earth would you 69 someone on the floor when there's even a remote possibility of your mum walking in?

That kind of carelessness deserves the subsequent megaton bomb of embarrassment.

 

[little curly alan ball]

As there was no MOTD on last night and being a real macho [Poor language removed], I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.

Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"

There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... ****!

Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"

I am dreading her going to school tomorrow and saying "daddy and mummy had a naked fight"

Haha.

Been there . Done that !!!

Hahaha

 

[spikeman]

Why on earth would you 69 someone on the floor when there's even a remote possibility of your mum walking in?

That kind of carelessness deserves the subsequent megaton bomb of embarrassment.

Have you seen the pictures of Nik and his friends? Makes sense that he would do something like that.

 

[EFCNIK]

Have you seen the pictures of Nik and his friends? Makes sense that he would do something like that.

Bit mean!

Was coupla years ago, but never forget and all that.

 

[RFUS]

Have you seen the pictures of Nik and his friends? Makes sense that he would do something like that.

They all look like beauts, it has to be said. But NIK looks like a beaut, and he isn't, so books and covers and all that.

 

[EFCNIK]

They all look like beauts, it has to be said. But NIK looks like a beaut, and he isn't, so books and covers and all that.

Think you need to wind it in dont you?

 

[RFUS]

Think you need to wind it in dont you?

I said you weren't a beaut.

If I needed to wind it in I'd have said something like "Nik is an arrogant tosser who dresses like a parody of a homosexual".

But I didn't.

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

This made me laugh so much. HAHAHAHA

 

[EFCNIK]

Did you get to jizz deep inside her vagina before you got caught?

 

[RFUS]

Did you get to jizz deep inside her vagina before you got caught?

I'm looking for the subtle sexual innuendo in that sentence but I just can't find it.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Tell her you were just parking the Mini Cooper.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Our little boy woke up one night a couple of years ago. Had the mrs on top when I heard the first timid shouts of ''daaad''.
We tried to ease him back to sleep with shouts of ''Go to sleep son, it's alright'' while carrying on. Next thing we knew he was in the bedroom giggling at us. He was only 3 going on 4. He ended up sleeping in our bed, he was in the middle, looking from one to the other and laughing. As if he knew what we'd been up to.