General Meeting 09.01.2018

[jaycee]

Thats like an episode of black mirrors

 

[ProZ]

Can we get in touch with this Voodoo witchdoctor and get the curse removed from the club?

Just seen him outside Black Horse on Country Road

 

[USABlue]

So anyone have a summary?

Stadium will cost 500m
Lukaku didnt sign because of voodoo magic
Big Sam thinks we finish 9th

Is that the gist?

 

[bluestevon]

OH

MY

GOD

Please god no one ask him about the Holgate incident...

 

[davek]

Moshiri:

I read Sams autobiography, it was a marvellous read and summed up in one word; hooooooof
I knew he was the man to take us forward in the Hollywood of the North West

"Sam had me at page 32 with his commitment to Jiffy Bag entrepreneurship. He's a go-getter like me".

 

[canuckblue]

Frankly I'm laughing harder at this than Nathaniel Clyne at a Montgolfier Brothers re-enactment.

Didn't get the credit it deserved.

 

[Papa Shango]

Can we get in touch with this Voodoo witchdoctor and get the curse removed from the club?

I'll see what I can do.

 

[marnie]

Lukakus gonna be all over this after the H&M thing lol

 

[navidson]

So anyone have a summary?

Stadium will cost 500m
Lukaku didnt sign because of voodoo magic
Big Sam thinks we finish 9th

Is that the gist?

Mosh rings Jim White for a bedtime story every night

 

[davek]

Please god no one ask him about the Holgate incident...

He must have been in the Philharmonic Bar from 3 until 6 today.

It's the sort of thing a loose tongue comes out with. He'll pay for it too.

 

[Kev50]

Relax. Everything’s under control

 

[ford_uk]

Can he sort out our Anfield curse whilst he's at it?

 

[ProZ]

Can he sort out our Anfield curse whilst he's at it?

He’s a Witch Doctor not a Magician.

 

[bluestevon]

It's just abysmal mate. The AGM is the usual smoke and mirrors nonsense. Moshiri with his voodoo comments just about the top hat on it.

Loved Allardcye stating he doesn't believe we can finish any higher than we are now this season, followed by Moshiri saying he thinks Sam far exceeded his expectations...

WTF is happening at this club

 

[Efcjake]

So anyone have a summary?

Stadium will cost 500m
Lukaku didnt sign because of voodoo magic
Big Sam thinks we finish 9th

Is that the gist?

Walsh, our Director of Football, subscribes to the "Lukaku didn't matter we still would have finished seventh" club