Can someone please explain how the hell he is still on our books. Did he sign a 10 year contract or something??
Played in France without a serious injury record.
Signed for Everton.
Spontaneously combusted quad(?) muscle in the first few weeks of his 5 year contract and then just as the atoms realigned his achilles ruptured whilst peeing about playing football tennis.
Finished as a top level footballer.
Loaned to dross.
Put all his Everton related clothing and memorabilia on eBay and became the legend we deserved.
Currently picking up his last years wages playing Wii bowling in his front room surrounded by lap dancers.
LEGEND.
Thought we got him from Germany?Played in France without a serious injury record.
Signed for Everton.
Spontaneously combusted quad(?) muscle in the first few weeks of his 5 year contract and then just as the atoms realigned his achilles ruptured whilst peeing about playing football tennis.
Finished as a top level footballer.
Loaned to dross.
Put all his Everton related clothing and memorabilia on eBay and became the legend we deserved.
Currently picking up his last years wages playing Wii bowling in his front room surrounded by lap dancers.
LEGEND.
We didThought we got him from Germany?
Don't be so daft.One of the worst types of footballer - taking the money and doing nothing. No ambition, no impetus to show his worth, no drive to feel satisfied from playing. No, just getting fat as he sits back and laughs. He's the joke.