Gardening with Joey

[Paulie]

Do you like Damson jam? Then you are OK - never a cherry - probably mislabelled when you purchased it .... it happens ....

Thanks.Yeah I have a cherry tree and it definitely isn't a cherry is it.

Never had it. I will though. Not much on it at the moment, first year it's produced fruit. Well what I've noticed anyway.

 

[Joey66]

My small wall baskets x 4 fed Nitrogen one week Potassium the next week -

 

[tommye]

My small wall baskets x 4 fed Nitrogen one week Potassium the next week -

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Joey. Never grown anything legal before.
Kids asked to grow tomatoes so got a little plant beginning of the year. It's now about 4ft and after a few flowers I've now spotted these growing last couple of days....

I've been giving the plant liquid food every 4 days and that's about it really.
Proper winged it.
Now I have tomatoes growing I've become very protective.

Can you advise the best poison to keep interfering children away.
Thanks xx

 

[COYBL25]

Joey. Never grown anything legal before.
Kids asked to grow tomatoes so got a little plant beginning of the year. It's now about 4ft and after a few flowers I've now spotted these growing last couple of days....
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View attachment 176794I've been giving the plant liquid food every 4 days and that's about it really.
Proper winged it.
Now I have tomatoes growing I've become very protective.

Can you advise the best poison to keep interfering children away.
Thanks xx

Dress up like Jimmy Saville, that should do the trick.

You`re welcome x

 

[tommye]

Dress up like Jimmy Saville, that should do the trick.

You`re welcome x

Not after last time.
Noel Edmonds is a no-no as well.

 

[tommye]

Plus I need something to fend off the pests while I'm at work

 

[Jebus_lives]

Plus I need something to fend off the pests while I'm at work

Put an iPad nearby, they'll start towards the tomato's then see the iPad and get completely distracted by it.

 

[Jebus_lives]

@Joey66 I've got a plum tree in the garden (doing pretty well) and I've got a cherry tree in a pot that I should probably put in the ground (not doing so well).

Any advice for them?

 

[COYBL25]

Plus I need something to fend off the pests while I'm at work

How about and American Pit Bully XL ?

Plus, you could use all it`s turds as fertiliser.

 

[tommye]

Put an iPad nearby, they'll start towards the tomato's then see the iPad and get completely distracted by it.

Mate, I would sooner kill those poor baby tomatoes myself than have anything to do with an Apple product.

 

[tommye]

How about and American Pit Bully XL ?

Plus, you could use all it`s turds as fertiliser.

More trouble than the kids. At least the kids can walk themselves and crap where I dont need to pick it up (any more)

 

[tommye]

@Joey66 I've got a plum tree in the garden (doing pretty well) and I've got a cherry tree in a pot that I should probably put in the ground (not doing so well).

Any advice for them?

Wasting your time giving advice to a cherry tree. Stubborn gobshites.
Never listen.

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 I've got a plum tree in the garden (doing pretty well) and I've got a cherry tree in a pot that I should probably put in the ground (not doing so well).

Any advice for them?

Golden ATM just feed after watering with a balanced fertilizer....

 

[Joey66]

Dress up like Jimmy Saville, that should do the trick.

You`re welcome x

Your trip toNew Brighton has gone to your red head .....

 

[Joey66]

How about and American Pit Bully XL ?

Plus, you could use all it`s turds as fertiliser.

You post a load of crap feed them with that .....