Gardening with Joey

[zzr45]

Just spent half the morning removing a bush that sprung up last year. Roots on the bugger were about 6ft long, plenty of brute force needed.

 

[No8Bally]

'er indoors stated that she needs her big bush trimming.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Can a Dyson be reverse engineered to shoot pea gravel?

I heard that Joel wanted to make No Country For Old Men a Brexit-related fable, with Chigurh armed with a bolt action Dyson, but Ethan sent him to bed to sleep off his mania.

 

[chrissyjack]

This thread is wonderful . I can certainly see it growing

 

[KaiserEFC]

Hi Joey I confused the advice you gave @Bruce Wayne and I’ve shot my neighbours and planted some squirrels. What slug pellets do you recommend to keep the police away?

Hi Joey, to carry on from this after the local constabulary and my neighbours most recent visit my garden now resembles something in between Waco and an NWA song. Any idea where’s good to buy a shovel, around half a ton of compost and some new turf? Cheers.

 

[cronullasharks]

And on today's episode of 'Gardening with Joey'

- Shooting squirrels
- Pissing on your herbs
- Sparking diplomatic incidents

A few hours later and the program has moved onto

- shooting pigeons in the back
- pissing on badgers
- Bruce Wayne's bladder habits.

Stay tuned

 

[the sniderman]

how many times a day do you beat your hoe @Joey66

 

[chrismpw]

My poor missus has not had a lot of luck growing from seed this year. What sad fayre she has got was sat on a table outside the greenhouse. I heard a fluttering, looked up and saw the chickens had just discovered the table. Its carnage. The chickens have been rounded up and put back in their coop. They're indignant, unremorseful and noisy now.

As head gardener what do you recommend @Joey66 ? Jalfrezi, madras or Kiev?

 

[Joey66]

My poor missus has not had a lot of luck growing from seed this year. What sad fayre she has got was sat on a table outside the greenhouse. I heard a fluttering, looked up and saw the chickens had just discovered the table. Its carnage. The chickens have been rounded up and put back in their coop. They're indignant, unremorseful and noisy now.

As head gardener what do you recommend @Joey66 ? Jalfrezi, madras or Kiev?

As a former nursery Superintendent I recommend a small polytunnel - and chicken pies..... plus raised vegetable beds outside or grow bags.... for your vegetables.....

 

[Joey66]

how many times a day do you beat your hoe @Joey66

No need now ground cover matting pinned down plus pearl oyster pebbles pebbles plus plants no weeds to hoe .... too old now my hoe has a soft bit in the middle full of woodworm - my hoeing days are over......

 

[Bungle]

No need now ground cover matting pinned down plus pearl oyster pebbles pebbles plus plants no weeds to hoe .... too old now my hoe has a soft bit in the middle full of woodworm - my hoeing days are over......

 

[Joey66]

Hi Joey, to carry on from this after the local constabulary and my neighbours most recent visit my garden now resembles something in between Waco and an NWA song. Any idea where’s good to buy a shovel, around half a ton of compost and some new turf? Cheers.

sow grass seed turf is expensive.....

 

[Joey66]

This thread is wonderful . I can certainly see it growing

I would like to thank @Bungle for that - its hard for me to post an old Everton photo now lol
I have been pricking out with the wife in my 12 x 6 inch greenhouse .....just come in exhausted.....

 

[cronullasharks]

@Joey66 I've been spraying my lawn weekly with round up and it won't grow. Any idea why?

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 I've been spraying my lawn weekly with round up and it won't grow. Any idea why?

Its a deadly translocated herbicide weed killer .....