Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....


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Duncan Ferguson remained tight lipped during his press conference. He attended on the morning of the clubs next game against Braintree and it is appropriate for his Assistant manager to take control of today's game.

Duncan will be in attendance in the stands and will have a chance to see his new team perform before taking the reigns properly on the forthcoming Monday morning.
 

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On his way to the stadium, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson noticed something rather odd about the locals in Fylde.

Whether it was due to generations of inbreeding, a sustained use of hard drugs or attendance at a non league football game, the fans were in fact some type of mutants. In fact the stadium itself seemed to have an evil feeling hovering over it. Could this be the work of the only person Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson disliked, Jurgen Klopp? No. He had a feeling that show down might come later.

Grabbing his shotgun (which he used for clay Pidgeon shooting) Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson felt compelled to take out the AFC Fylde fans one by one, there was an evil stench in the air, and it was one Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was determined to eradicate.
 


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