Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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I was expecting Dunc to look more like Bryan Oviedo
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Duncan Ferguson remained tight lipped during his press conference. He attended on the morning of the clubs next game against Braintree and it is appropriate for his Assistant manager to take control of today's game.
Duncan will be in attendance in the stands and will have a chance to see his new team perform before taking the reigns properly on the forthcoming Monday morning.
Looks more like the re-animated gingered up corpse of Duncan Ferguson than Big Dunc himself.
Yeah, @Eggs what are your thoughts on these kiddies computer game things?
zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
On his way to the stadium, Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson noticed something rather odd about the locals in Fylde.
Whether it was due to generations of inbreeding, a sustained use of hard drugs or attendance at a non league football game, the fans were in fact some type of mutants. In fact the stadium itself seemed to have an evil feeling hovering over it. Could this be the work of the only person Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson disliked, Jurgen Klopp? No. He had a feeling that show down might come later.
Grabbing his shotgun (which he used for clay Pidgeon shooting) Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson felt compelled to take out the AFC Fylde fans one by one, there was an evil stench in the air, and it was one Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was determined to eradicate.
..oh, it’s a kiddies computer game. Good idea for Christmas, I remember my children liking these until they went into senior school.
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NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
Richarlison came in as a boy he is now a man on the pitch, channeled his aggression to top notch 'sportsmanship'. We thank you big dunc!
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
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...yep, i’m just advising you don’t buy them if your child is around 9 or 10 because they’ll very soon grow out of them.
If you truly believe that I'm not sure you even have kids[/QUOTE]
..oh I certainly do, Bungle.
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