Footballers Wives - Whos the fittest lads?

[carlos21]

Guys. Stop.

cool mate

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hopefully she'll be on at the time so I can mix the blood with the sh*t and we can snowball it before vomiting on eachother so much we pass out.

Then wear her fanny like a ski mask and just motorboat them flaps to Mars and back.

Then piss all over her.

 

[carlos21]

Then wear her fanny like a ski mask and just motorboat them flaps to Mars and back.

Then piss all over her.

haha mate

 

[EFCNIK]

Then wear her fanny like a ski mask and just motorboat them flaps to Mars and back.

Then piss all over her.

Personally a preferable end to all of this madness is to get the jizz, blood, vomit sh*t and piss in a cup, take it back to the bar and get the barman to put a shot of vodka in it then neck it.

 

[bluejock]

Oh my giddy aunt

*wonders how thread went so badly wrong

 

[Kurt.]

Oh my giddy aunt

*wonders how thread went so badly wrong

I think this thread clearly shouts out "NO NIK, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY REP POWERS BACK "

 

[Bungle]

I think this thread clearly shouts out "NO NIK, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY REP POWERS BACK "

Haha, good shout

 

[Baines' left foot]

*Jizzes over everything*

 

[bluebottle]

*Jizzes over everything*

*smears excess jizz on NIK like a face mask*

 

[Cena]

Ohh dear, poor really really poor

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ohh dear, poor really really poor

What's up lad?

 

[Cena]

What's up lad?

The lack of pictures is this thread is annoying mate

 

[Deco]

The lack of pictures is this thread is annoying mate

This.

 

[mike990efc]

Not sure I want to see any pics from the last few hours worth of posts...