Five things you're going to do this weekend...

Status
Not open for further replies.

Clint Planet

Utter Cad.
1. Hoover the house.
2. Plan some lessons based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
3. Sign up for a Spanish course.
4. Drink too much homebrew
5. Feel frustrated about us not playing til Monday

Rock n roll!


What are you up to?
 

1.Attend wedding
2.Get P*ssed
3.Go to work with a massive hangover
4.Blag work
5.Takeaway Sunday night to cure the hangover
 
1. Have a monster of a curry poo
2. Bacon and egg rolls for breakfast
3. Go to an old mate's leaving do in town
4. Get naked in public
5. Vomit copiously in the street. Then have a kebab.
 
1. Have a monster of a curry poo
2. Bacon and egg rolls for breakfast
3. Go to an old mate's leaving do in town
4. Get naked in public
5. Vomit copiously in the street. Then have a kebab.

4 & 5 Could apply to me as well, the real question here is what kebab do you have?

I want detail in this Jock.
 

Donner meat, chips and cheese, no salad, plenty of chilli sauce.

And a can of Irn Bru.

Haha that's right up there in Jockland its cheese on every fecking thing aint it, first place I ever had cheese and chips.

Doner kebab all the trimming with onions and jalapenos, slammed with a dollop of garlic sauce.
 
1. watch soccer am
2. watch jeff and the team bring in the scores
3. drive to newcastle from stirling tonight
4. great north run tomorrow
5. come home and sleep
 

1 - Lie in
2 - Fap over Kate Middleton pics
3- go to gym
4- take Mrs L out for a meal
5 - try and get some ps3 time for first time in ages
 
1. Get so drunk
2. Finger birds
3. Attempt to finger more birds
4. Think about Everton smashing Newcastle on Monday
5. Shoot some heroin and **** with the stars
 
Recover from a hangover
Dry clean a suit
Eat no more kebabs
Put some soccer bets on
Say hello to Carlos
 

Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.

Shop

Back
Top