Fireworks and dogs

Fireworks

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Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
 
chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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Sure Chic's... This is probably you, right mate?
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chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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If you’re such an animal lover then why do you keep an animal enclosed in your personal jail, mate? Don’t give me domesticated it’s an animal that you’ve denied its life being free in a pack as it was intended to. Just because thick insecure biffs before you have bred them so the fat wheezing little turdbox can’t breathe or have googly eyes so you think it’s cute doesn’t mean the creature doesn’t have a right to live freely innately as it should. Let’s face it you want it because it obeys you and is loyal to you as its master. And that’s because absolutely anything else dear to you in your life isn’t loyal to you or worship you as it’s master and keeper you insecure loser. Try putting the money you spend on your big rat into therapy instead and see if it enables a happier life for you. Some rockets being fired to bring actual humans joy for a few weeks a year shows you up for the freaks you are.
 

chicoazul said:
If you’re such an animal lover then why do you keep an animal enclosed in your personal jail, mate? Don’t give me domesticated it’s an animal that you’ve denied its life being free in a pack as it was intended to. Just because thick insecure biffs before you have bred them so the fat wheezing little turdbox can’t breathe or have googly eyes so you think it’s cute doesn’t mean the creature doesn’t have a right to live freely innately as it should. Let’s face it you want it because it obeys you and is loyal to you as its master. And that’s because absolutely anything else dear to you in your life isn’t loyal to you or worship you as it’s master and keeper you insecure loser. Try putting the money you spend on your big rat into therapy instead and see if it enables a happier life for you. Some rockets being fired to bring actual humans joy for a few weeks a year shows you up for the freaks you are.
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You know what, Chic's, you actually have a point, mate.

What were once proud, free roaming beasts...
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What some people do to their canines is borderline animal abuse. :oops:
 
chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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Finally
 
chicoazul said:
Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.
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Can we move onto the human obsession that is 1000 times worse than dogs, next? They don't respect boundaries, defecate everywhere and look at you with a look that says "what are you going to do about it?" While doing so, the fat greedy lard-balls kill wildlife for fun not food, like a tory mp collects money they don't need.

We all know the animals I'm describing, I dobt have to say it. And their pets, the actual cats, are even worse.
 

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