Match Thread FC Twente vs Everton (Wednesday 19th July) 6pm

Discussion in 'Everton Forum' started by MoutsGoat, Jul 14, 2017.

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  1. MoutsGoat

    MoutsGoat Shalom Aleichem Forum Supporter

    De Grolsch Veste

    And its off to the land of Tulips, brass and Ronny Ks country of Birth for the blues/greys of Everton next.

    There we face a team not considered 1 of Hollands Elite, but a team that Steve McLaren once actually managed to win a league title with only 7 years ago, from a brief read they sadly havent had the best of things recently and suffered some pretty major cashflow issues, which almost resulted in them getting chucked out of the league last year.

    Ive had a little butchers at the squad and I honestly havent heard of a single player, although they did manage somehow to finish 8th in the Dutch SPL last Season.

    The fella above is their captain, ive lost his name now and cant even be bothered talking about these clowns anymore, BAIL HOLLAND.

    Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, as in Tazlandia I would expect Ronny will field 2 teams in each half and we all wait to see if Ross Barkley travels over for this 1. We might even have 2 new signings by then, with the super talented Cuco Martina and the massively under-priced fella from Iceland hopefully incoming in the next few days.

    Im sure we hope to see yet another Masterclass from the Bosnian Baresi and another chance for a few of the younger lads to stake a claim for a spot in the first team squad. Early days in pre-season and as always its about getting minutes under belts and nothing more than a fitness exercise, even so, we will be hoping for a bright performance from the mighty blues with some more superfotgols.

  2. ilikecheese

    ilikecheese Member: Team PoP

    First mofos!
  3. ilikecheese

    ilikecheese Member: Team PoP

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  4. KevMirallas

    KevMirallas Player Valuation: £35m

    5-0, all Siggurdson. We give Swansea another 15m to say thanks.
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  5. Toffee in Jandals

    Toffee in Jandals Player Valuation: £8m

    Furst page.

    Dutchies 0 - Roonerton 63
  6. MoutsGoat

    MoutsGoat Shalom Aleichem Forum Supporter

    Wonder if the bloody Everton stream works this time?
  7. The binman chronicles

    The binman chronicles Player Valuation: £40m

    1965??? Why are we giving these young pups a game, they should have to wait another 80 odd years to have the privilege of playing a side like Everton.
  8. Caolam

    Caolam Player Valuation: £35m

    No injuries plus 3/4 goals.
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  9. devogue

    devogue Player Valuation: £10m

    2 - 0 Fc Twente

    Cuco Martina tears ACL and breaks leg in 4 places
  10. ArtetaMoney

    ArtetaMoney Player Valuation: £20m

    Any below double figures and we should all boycott the Sevilla friendly.
  11. Abraders

    Abraders Player Valuation: £70m

    Don't get injured lads. Plz.
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  12. DownOnTheUpside

    DownOnTheUpside Player Valuation: £25m

    everton 0 twente 20 in foresight

    ...I'll see myself out
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  13. Jamo Martinez

    Jamo Martinez Player Valuation: £70m

    Christ they're the same age as me.
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  14. wilfjacko

    wilfjacko Player Valuation: £2.5m

  15. zzr45

    zzr45 Player Valuation: £6m Forum Supporter

    Tempted to book a few days off and drive over for this. Everton what have you become?
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