Fastest Everton players of last few years?

[RFUS]

He ran a lot like. Didn't think he was particularly quick myself though.

Yobo, Drenthe, Distin for me.

Distin is super fast. He accelerates well for a big man but when he gets into his stride he's like a sexually-stimulating gazelle.

Coleman can shift without the ball, but with it he's pyar slow because he clearly has limited brain capacity and can only concentrate on one thing at a time.

I remember a season or two ago seeing Coleman chase a ball with Ashley Cole. Cole had a massive headstart but Coleman got there first easily. He's really, really quick but when he plays RM he always gets the ball to feet so you don't get to see it too much.

The fastest has got to be James Vaughan I think.

Ah yes. Before all his injuries he was ludicrously quick. Such a shame.

 

[samcdavies94]

drenthe, beckford, johnson

 

[Papa Shango]

I cant believe nobody has said Stuart Barlow. He was ridiculously fast he just had no end product.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Marcus Bent was rapid. Shyte slotter though.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Oviedo looks pretty quick.

 

[AdamEFC]

Drenthe?

 

[Banhart]

Gueye? I heard he's run up quite a bill with some ladies like...

 

[noharmdone]

I cant believe nobody has said Stuart Barlow. He was ridiculously fast he just had no end product.

Barlow was too fast for his own good...

I remember Kevin Ratcliffe being like a Ferrari back in the day !

 

[Nedakey2004]

I cant believe nobody has said Stuart Barlow. He was ridiculously fast he just had no end product.

Ah, Jigsaw

 

[chrissyjack]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned James Beattie

 

[noharmdone]

We had a striker in the mid 80's who was dead quick If my memory serves me correctly. Big eared fella, I remember him playing for Spurs, Leicester, Barca, and England... Dosent mention Everton when he talks about footy on the tele now, so maybe I dreamed it ??

 

[chrissyjack]

We had a striker in the mid 80's who was dead quick If my memory serves me correctly. Big eared fella, I remember him playing for Spurs, Leicester, Barca, and England... Dosent mention Everton when he talks about footy on the tele now, so maybe I dreamed it ??

Oh yes..that crisp selling bloke...What's his name ?

 

[Bigmaclad]

Dinyar Bilyaletdinov

 

[Azzurri]

Dinyar Bilyaletdinov

He doesn't sell crisps.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Speed. That's quick.