Farmer eaten by his own pigs

[Slavan]

EATEN BY FELTZ

 

[Elong]

See. If he had a gun, he'd have been able to protect himself from those violent hogs.

Haha, I laughed at that.

 

[Fensta]

Someone will end up eating those pigs at some point and will inadvertantly become a cannibal...

 

[icburns]

See. If he had a gun, he'd have been able to protect himself from those violent hogs.

Thats what they get for making it illegal to pump your own gas.

Clearly the pigs had read Animal Farm and subscribed to the 1st commandment "Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy"

laughing, here.

 

[bluejock]

"For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it's so doggone weirdâ€￾ - Paul Frasier, District Attorney

The use of doggone weird in the official DA statement is probably my favourite thing this week.

 

[Dylan]

I never understood why you call Petrol, Gas. What do you call LPG?

Gas. Short for gasoline.

Not too hard.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Side flavour in bacon?

 

[ricardobee]

Trough luck mate

 

[bluejock]

Trough luck mate

Might as well stop now, this won't be bettered.

 

[EFCNIK]

First things first. You put petrol in a car. Gas is used for the hob to catch fire.

Anyway, isn't getting pigs the best way of disposing a body? I bet someones done him in. BryZ?!

 

[dannythomas89]

They go through bones like butter