Explain a film plot, badly

the golden visionary · Friday at 10:14 AM

cronullasharks said:
Debbie does some naughty things with a chap named Dallas

I always thought she did the whole city

Gwlacticos · Friday at 11:49 AM

A greedy fat lad hides a doughnut in his locker. He gets caught, and eats it while his friends exercise vigorously. He then decides to blow his brains out.

Kurt. · Friday at 11:54 AM

A loud alcoholic Scot paints his face and fights a king before taking part in a sadistic act of sexual gratification before losing his head

Gwlacticos · Friday at 12:12 PM

A postman with a bad back sees a scary man on the subway. His missus is shouting at him and God knows what that is in the fridge. Oh hang on, he’s in Vietnam. Ahhh crap.

Brett Angell Delight · Friday at 12:39 PM

S&M enthusiast, with pin-laden bonce, and pals relentlessly harangue avid puzzlers

ClausThomsen · Friday at 5:10 PM

Space Virgin gets groomed and took away by some weird old wizard guy who ends up getting filled in by Space Virgin's estranged dad. He also gets a semi-on for his sister but she's more interested in smashing his drug smuggler mate.

Alanbileysfeathercut · Friday at 6:46 PM

Girl falls asleep, must have had a spliff, dreams of adventures with a scarecrow, lion,and a tinman...no sex.
Then wakes up.

summerisle · Friday at 6:54 PM

Alanbileysfeathercut said:
Girl falls asleep, must have had a spliff, dreams of adventures with a scarecrow, lion,and a tinman...no sex.
Then wakes up.

Two women fight over some shoes, it was ever thus.