Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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You ever down 5-a-side and there’s that one lad there that’s crap but you can’t shout at him because he’s quiet and it can’t be helped?

That is our entire team today.
 


I’ve heard rumours that Mason has that weird fetish where he dresses as a big baby and sleeps in a giant cot and pays a large woman to act as a nanny. Bad boy Mason!

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the most damaging thing I could say about Gomes is that Siggy (while not playing well) has been a lot better
 

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