Match Thread Everton v Manchester United. 1st Jan. 2018. 17.30

[tsubaki]

How much did gormless looking Walsh and fatty Koeman pay for Keane?
Robbery

Keane and Holgate, with Coleman at RB and Keane would look like a £30 million pound player again

 

[longers]

Is niasse technically the worst player we have had?

Straq

 

[Tin-Tin]

Better

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Rooney off at half-time if he continues like this. Not having the best of games.

He's our only player capable of making a killer forward pass.

 

[tsubaki]

Yannick has turned up today, two fantastic pieces of skill

 

[Norwegian Cow]

brilliant from bolasie

 

[banno]

Our crosses are not very good but we are actually getting some in.

Think Martina is having a decent game if I dare say.

 

[maccavennie]

Great block and we'l played Bolasie

 

[Mozza1987]

Niasse needs to come off at half time, absolutely dire here

 

[Tin-Tin]

Need to watch them on the break

 

[toffeemax]

Niasse and Keane having stinkers so far. The former looks like he's wearing ice skates

 

[Zeke]

Once the game opens up we look in real trouble

 

[Azza]

Niasse has absolutely no awareness in the box.

 

[banno]

becoming end to end

 

[joseph]

He's our only player capable of making a killer forward pass.