Match Thread Everton v Dynamo Kyiv Friday 29 July 7.45pm KO.

[DualityNSNO]

Gordon is not really that good, said it.

Me and @MikelsGoat have said that for about a year mate join the club

 

[DualityNSNO]

Also there should be a performance at every half time in the Prem this year.

 

[ProZ]

Me and @MikelsGoat have said that for about a year mate join the club

Gets to much of a nosebleed round the box for my liking

 

[Ring master]

 

[Frenk]

I thought for a minute that the person singing was the fella that attached himself to the post last season.

 

[Martin Alvito]

It was a decent half against a reasonable team, but that's the big concern for me. We look a fair bit off fitness.

The best thing about this preseason is that Chelsea looks shaky enough for us to have a chance to nick the three points again.

 

[Efcjake]

Proper awkward this

 

[tommytowne]

Great Half-Time Show Guys!!

Those backing singers of a certain age look as if they could tell a tale or two.

 

[GT77]

Gordon is not really that good, said it.

I still think he could be an asset off the bench with his energy.

 

[AussieToffee11]

Need a 6 so badly and another 8.

Doucoure can’t pass or tackle. Iwobi will thruvecwith a quality 6 next to him.

 

[DanEFC92]

We absolutely love going overboard with things like this

 

[Dame Judi Dench]

Did I just read "Kyiv are a Champions League side"?

The standards are so very low in our fanbase. We accept mediocrity far too easily and quickly.

FC Sheriff Tiraspol are a Champions League side as well. Doesn't mean anything.

 

[Rich1878]

Is that the Ukraine Ed Sheeran?

Dunno, but he's doing my head in. Needs to stay still ! Wouldn't suprise me if he got knocked out by a ball

 

[helpimonfire]

This guy singing. Can he play on the left?

 

[DanB90]

What’s Paddy Pimblett doing?