Everton v Chelsea. 30th August at 17.30.

Who shall prevail?

  • Everton!

    Votes: 193 64.3%
  • Arsenal - cunningly disguised in Chelsea shirts !

    Votes: 45 15.0%
  • Pipe down you beaut no one reads your [Poor language removed] previews anyway.

    Votes: 62 20.7%

  • Total voters
    300
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Not bad Chico, you forgot to mention the Malaysian plane though? Is it still lost? Why has everyone got a fit bird in HR they wanna finger? Haha. Massive game this I just hope I'm not kicking the seat in front of me at the end of the game like on saturday (wow, I'm hard)
6-1 to Everton. COYB
 
Not bad Chico, you forgot to mention the Malaysian plane though? Is it still lost? Why has everyone got a fit bird in HR they wanna finger? Haha. Massive game this I just hope I'm not kicking the seat in front of me at the end of the game like on saturday (wow, I'm hard)
6-1 to Everton. COYB

Hey man, tar. Just to answer your questions.

1 - that plane lost. Real lost. Don't worry I shall not forget it and regular updates shall be in the previews for those that read them.
2 - insecure yet pretty girls are attracted to HR jobs as it involves basic elementary skills and lots of communication. More importantly it involves power and gossip, you get to be involved in all the office drama. Plus people are nice to them because they're HR and they might need them one day. This in turn boosts the girl's fragile confidence and empowers her to look for risky encounters as her head is filled full of tripe from those sexy books they like to read. In short: if you snare a HR girl they are usually complete and utter filth, but you got to wear the pants or they will try and dominate you. I find sexually degrading them works best.
 
Hey man, tar. Just to answer your questions.

1 - that plane lost. Real lost. Don't worry I shall not forget it and regular updates shall be in the previews for those that read them.
2 - insecure yet pretty girls are attracted to HR jobs as it involves basic elementary skills and lots of communication. More importantly it involves power and gossip, you get to be involved in all the office drama. Plus people are nice to them because they're HR and they might need them one day. This in turn boosts the girl's fragile confidence and empowers her to look for risky encounters as her head is filled full of tripe from those sexy books they like to read. In short: if you snare a HR girl they are usually complete and utter filth, but you got to wear the pants or they will try and dominate you. I find sexually degrading them works best.

*applies for a job in HR*
 
Hey man, tar. Just to answer your questions.

1 - that plane lost. Real lost. Don't worry I shall not forget it and regular updates shall be in the previews for those that read them.
2 - insecure yet pretty girls are attracted to HR jobs as it involves basic elementary skills and lots of communication. More importantly it involves power and gossip, you get to be involved in all the office drama. Plus people are nice to them because they're HR and they might need them one day. This in turn boosts the girl's fragile confidence and empowers her to look for risky encounters as her head is filled full of tripe from those sexy books they like to read. In short: if you snare a HR girl they are usually complete and utter filth, but you got to wear the pants or they will try and dominate you. I find sexually degrading them works best.

Brilliant lol The one that got away was in HR eh? Looking forward to more plane updates lid. Good work!
 
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