Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Goat]

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Rip it up and start again.

After years of looking for bargains in the whoops aisle, we have gone straight to Waitrose and picked up their finest steak, little bit of Nero d’Avola to wash it down with, magnifico, MAKE A SUB CARLO FFS.

First up for "Carlo's all-conquering blue machine"(copyrighted) is the boys from Burnley and Sean "gravy" Dyche, doing alright there in 10th and won the "Next Everton managers Derby" today against Bournemouth. You know what your getting with Burnley, balls in the box and a flat back 9, very tough to play against, especially for a team thats currently lacking creativity.

Sadly cant imagine Carlo will have much time to work on things, but we should have enough to see us through, you would think, RIGHT? WHATS OUR NAME!!!

I wish to take this chance to wish you all a very Happy Christmas, full of joy and happiness and a very blue New Year.

Goats 11 to start :

Pickford
Sidney - Mina - Holgate - Digne
Bernie - Delph - Davies - Rico
DCL - Kean

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[maccavennie]

First

 

[maccavennie]

Yessss was proper first as well!

3-0 Everton and Carlo off to a winning start

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Bogs will be busy.

 

[roydo]

Does he know what a Burnley is?

little bit of Nero d’Avola to wash it down with,

And defuq is that?

Oh, 8 0, would be 9 but Baines misses another pen, just for funsies.

 

[Goat]

Does he know what a Burnley is?



And defuq is that?

Oh, 8 0, would be 9 but Baines misses another pen, just for funsies.

No idea RayRay, I googled Italian wine, liked the name.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Tough game to start off with. These will try and bully us off the pitch.

Fancy us for a 1 nil.

 

[roydo]

No idea RayRay, I googled Italian wine, liked the name.

Reckon its aftershave me self. And Waitrose steak is shabbite anyrate.

 

[andy4efc]

THE DON FOR EVER-TON

 

[Abraders]

Hope we win and kick up a nice streak. We need to if we want to climb the table.

 

[blue61]

10th

 

[Everton19]

Can this fella fire them up like dunc,will he pick up the ball boys when we score,whip of his jacket in the rain and will he sub a sub?who knows but I expect these players to give 100 % against Burnley and prove they are worthy to play for Everton Is they are out,Burnley are no push overs I was at the away game and they had everything we didn’t, fight and passion.i still fancy us in this game though 2-1

 

[Zezti]

64-0 to Everton

 

[PDAWG]

Beaten 1 nil

 

[Paul Rideout]

MAKE A SUB CARLO FFS.

Comment of the day. Looking forward to hearing this before January 2020 is done.