Everton transfers that seemed *done*

[BigDunc'sFod]

That anagram kid that was shared on April 1 that we were told was boss but it was off the next day

 

[tiburonazul]

Gabriel
Dumphries

 

[Joey66]

We seem to get done on most transfers lately .....

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Nobody, because I never believe the crap british sports media.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Andy Gray as manager

 

[BNJ1878]

Luiz Diaz. He was desperate to get to a PL club and everything was agreed, just Rodriguez wouldn't sign for Porto because it meant a drastic paycut. 6 months later he signs for the RS and the rest is history.

Proper ugly though.

Can't have him in an Everton shirt

 

[PeregrineT]

I had heard strong rumors that Witsel was ours

 

[barneygumble]

I had heard strong rumors that Witsel was ours

Ironically, had we signed him and Mata we'd he in administration now (probably) and he'd have been all smug telling us they "told us so".

 

[12UniFlu]

Yarmolenko

Although it was probably never that close.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Sylvester Stallone

 

[GN!]

I can vaguely remember Mohamed Sissoko was 80% there then liverpool swooped in.

 

[heatmeiser]

Ibrahim Said

Didn't we actually sign him though? But he was just garbage and never got a game.

Or is that the joke and I'm just thick?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Shearer....

 

[MikeH72]

Proper ugly though.

Can't have him in an Everton shirt

James Garner plays for us mate.

 

[sd_1992]

Luiz Diaz. He was desperate to get to a PL club and everything was agreed, just Rodriguez wouldn't sign for Porto because it meant a drastic paycut. 6 months later he signs for the RS and the rest is history.

One of those stories that is likely utter nonsense.

Another one where we were suddenly going to lash £40m on a player and then never spent a penny of it elsewhere.

A classic BK media briefing if there ever was one.