Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[Jimishorts]

Nothing today mate

Hows the pot noodle and pampers situation macca?

 

[Barnfred 55]

So he decides to drop the ball frequently? That’s not decision making.

Never said it was. He makes bad decisions and makes mistakes.

He stops doing that or we sell him and bring in somebody better, But that isn't happening this window.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

So basically what you are saying is that there isn't a single decent keeper in Sweden. Not having that mate sorry LoL.

If there are any knocking about I aint heard of em!

 

[Alan Whittle]

What's an Olsen?

Mork calling Olsen
Come in Olsen.

One for the old’uns.

PS. Mindy was HOT!

 

[Lob]

If there are any knocking about I aint heard of em!

There mustn't be any then if you havent heard of them.

 

[sladen90]

And yet there will be people slating Everton for not getting Romero, like this is Tesco and they can just walk in and see him on the shelf and say “oh I’ll have that”

What you mean it's not as easy as this??

 

[CielosGrises]

Looks like Olsen then *shrug*.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Olsen has won the Swedish goalkeeper of the year for the last 4 years on the trot apparently. Maybe not quite as crap as some make out. Worthy of being a backup keeper anyway and better than the backups we currently have.

Robin Olsen - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

6ft 5 - I'm sold. He seems to move a lot from club to club, never a good sign - I'm out.

 

[Lob]

6ft 5 - I'm sold. He seems to move a lot from club to club, never a good sign - I'm out.

Exactly mate. Comical innit.

 

[sir_christoffee]

6ft 5 - I'm sold. He seems to move a lot from club to club, never a good sign - I'm out.

Does he suffer from arthritis? If so I'm in

 

[TheNinja]

Have Valencia sold anyone yet...

 

[Librarian]

I know nothing of goalkeepers, I know the names of abar 7 keepers on planet earth and one of those already plays for us

 

[when i score we riot]

The amount of furstration in here is like a bunch of teenagers angry because they're having a hard time masturbating to pictures of winston churchill

 

[Blue Shoes]

Would anyone take jack wilshere on a free

... To be a ball boy?

 

[allen]

6ft 5 - I'm sold. He seems to move a lot from club to club, never a good sign - I'm out.

I’ve always thought the life and career of a backup keeper is a weird one. Why would you settle for being a perennial understudy? Is playing in early round League Cup matches and freezing your balls off on the bench week in week out really such an attractive career choice?

Just drop down a division and play every week for crying out loud!