Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[marnie]

Carnage mate.
Came in like the storm off the Atlantic , D*ck Soloman & blueview swept away.
Then like a hurricane a Colombian God appeared.
Missed a big night mate.

I was downtown Faliraki. Probably safer than being in here

 

[orly]

So we lost about, what, 200k/w in wages? That's basically a wash if we bring in James. Throw in Allen and Doucoure, we reallllly need some big players going out...

To be honest, Tosun and Bolasie leaving would cover the rest, that's how insane our wage outgoings are at the moment.

 

[marnie]

They do say dreams can come true

Out of Reach.

 

[gaino92]

afternoon mate
would you say you take everything you read quite seriously or would it take a few drinks to allow you to relax?
was joking - sorry.....

A few drinks? Need some Valium to get me chilled out.

 

[marnie]

Not sure.
But a blacked out Mercedes people carrier just done a hand brake turn on the M25 .
Passenger ( apparently reading GOT ) screaming at the driver "Get me to Finch Farm asap " in Portuguese.
Apparently someone has missed a medical at the Emirates too.
Make of that what you will.

The Banjo is gonna be chokka

 

[Furey1878]

I’d probably swap Coleman for Kenny and Keane for Mina but aside from Pickford, that looks a very strong team on paper.

I'd be utterly made up with that

 

[riddick]

To be honest, Tosun and Bolasie leaving would cover the rest, that's how insane our wage outgoings are at the moment.

True, but we still need to shift them permanently.

 

[MikeH72]

Bambi is sadly more 1 in 10

32 in 134 = 1 in 4.

 

[padstir]

I wonder if Madrid have enquired about anyone going the other way, Bolasie, Tom etc

 

[orly]

James signing when

@MarcelsGoat

The Blues are said to be offering a €4.5 million-a-year deal, worth roughly £86,000-a-week while he is currently earning a reported £163,000-a-week at Real Madrid.

Never.

 

[Bob Latchford]

A few drinks? Need some Valium to get me chilled out.

Haha
Yes mate, def going that way
Hold me.....

 

[Nymzee]

*dons fireproof vest*

Given the three of James, Allan & Doucoure all happen.. what would we think of this kind of lineup?

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Allan would technically occupy the space right in between the CM's and CB's but I didn't have that option in the lineup builder!

Swap Gomes and Allan round.

Kean won't start ahead of DCL.

 

[Blue Shoes]

I just want to see us with sexy american flair names:

like James, Allan and Bernard

 

[marnie]

I just want to see us with sexy american flair names:

like James, Allan and Bernard

Add a Wilf to that (not american) proper 1960's footballers.

 

[ValBlue]

Just remembered we nearly had Tosun sold for £20mil to palace and then his knee exploded ffs