Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

[f.t.r.s]

We need to stop acting like small time divvies,
Spurs making a mockery of ffp and getting hojberg for 3 mill outlay
Stop trying to penny pinch and go out and get the players Carlo wants
If they won't come identify an alternative, don't wait around all day hoping they might change their mind and end up going with what we've got..

 

[tonka1878]

Zlatan says "Zlatan says hi."

Swerve anyone who speaks in the third person.

 

[kenada_blue]

We need to stop acting like small time divvies,
Spurs making a mockery of ffp and getting hojberg for 3 mill outlay
Stop trying to penny pinch and go out and get the players Carlo wants
If they won't come identify an alternative, don't wait around all day hoping they might change their mind and end up going with what we've got..

Where's this from?

 

[caught]

Swerve anyone who speaks in the third person.

Richard Gough told me "Richard Gough touched tonka's mum's bits."

 

[tonka1878]

Richard Gough told me "Richard Gough touched tonka's mum's bits."

I say screw you.


Actually what I wanted to say isn't allowed but FLIck off.

 

[Leylo]

We need to stop acting like small time divvies,
Spurs making a mockery of ffp and getting hojberg for 3 mill outlay
Stop trying to penny pinch and go out and get the players Carlo wants
If they won't come identify an alternative, don't wait around all day hoping they might change their mind and end up going with what we've got..

Dont think its penny pinching, we've played top money for total bang average players last few seasons, he wanted to go there so be it .hope he turns out to be a bag of shxte

 

[orly]

Richard Gough told me "Richard Gough touched tonka's mum's bits."

No wonder he's so angry

 

[Goat]

We need to stop acting like small time divvies,
Spurs making a mockery of ffp and getting hojberg for 3 mill outlay
Stop trying to penny pinch and go out and get the players Carlo wants
If they won't come identify an alternative, don't wait around all day hoping they might change their mind and end up going with what we've got..

I mean they are paying 15m+ and he said from day 1 he wanted to join Spurs, but hey ho.

 

[evertony]

I'd take a chance on phil jones. Gets a lot of stick but so did chris smalling and he's done brilliant in italy. Still think thete is a decent no nonsense bread and butter centre half there. Better than mina imo.

Poor mans Jagielka

 

[evertony]

Phil Jones and Michael Keane in the same defence

Nein danke.

9-0 more like

 

[caught]

No wonder he's so angry

Sometimes you look for the root of the issue and find an abscess that's ugly to look at. Am I a hero for staring it down? Let history be my judge.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Signing Onana would be a phenomenal move...

 

[tonka1878]

No wonder he's so angry

I'm not angry. I just have no time for middle aged adolescents.

 

[meagher94]

Signing Onana would be a phenomenal move...

Whats my name?

 

[KaiserEFC]

I'm not angry. I just have no time for middle aged adolescents.

My advice would be to avoid the internet altogether then