Everton Summer transfers 2021

[Goat]

Honestly, nothing is weirder than the “Carragher supports us” trophy that our fans have invented.

He supports both of us mate.

Surely you can see how easy that is to do?

 

[KaiserEFC]

His analysis of Everton is normally accurate tbh.

Accurate analysis of the most predictable team in the league doesn’t make him a blue though does it?

Spent loads on crap, midfield too pedestrian, can’t deal with the press, Richarlison horrendously out of form. It’s easy!

 

[KaiserEFC]

Honestly, nothing is weirder than the “Carragher supports us” trophy that our fans have invented.

Oh there’s one weirder than that. Steven Gerrard.

Won multiple trophies for Liverpool, celebrated like a madman when he scored hat tricks against us, always took the piss out of us on and off the pitch, refereed games against us, purposely injured our players, was the talisman for about 15 years of Liverpool dominance against us, the first player anyone worldwide thinks about when someone says Liverpool and nailed on to be their next manager.

But, there’s a picture of him when he’s about 3 in an Everton shirt so we win.

 

[MikeH72]

Oh there’s one weirder than that. Steven Gerrard.

Won multiple trophies for Liverpool, celebrated like a madman when he scored hat tricks against us, always took the piss out of us on and off the pitch, refereed games against us, purposely injured our players, was the talisman for about 15 years of Liverpool dominance agains us, the first player anyone worldwide thinks about when someone says Liverpool and nailed on to be their next manager.

But, there’s a picture of him when he’s about 3 in an Everton shirt so we win.

Remember top blue Carra running the length of the pitch at Goodison to celebrate with their fans after he’d got away with a kata guruma on Lescott in the last minute?

 

[KaiserEFC]

Remember top blue Carra running the length of the pitch at Goodison to celebrate with their fans after he’d got away with a kata guruma on Lescott in the last minute?

No you’ve got that wrong, he was actually celebrating getting the chance to play on the hallowed turf of his boyhood clubs famous stadium

 

[Bob Elstone]

Wow pages talking about carragher.it’s easy he’s an idiot. There.

 

[Nymzee]

Wow pages talking about carragher.it’s easy he’s an idiot. There.

We're trying to sign his son so it's kinda relevant chatter...

 

[Bob Elstone]

We're trying to sign his son so it's kinda relevant chatter...

Pages arguing whether he’s a red or blue...

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I mean he’s not a blue is he. He was a blue when he was a kid and then has spent the majority of his life playing for and vehemently supporting Liverpool

Still a blue imo, just tarnished with having played for them for so long

 

[Carloblues]

Mad how arsed some people are about carragher, he's a kopite but don't think he overly slags us off ( more as a wind up ).

 

[matty1878]

Remember top blue Carra running the length of the pitch at Goodison to celebrate with their fans after he’d got away with a kata guruma on Lescott in the last minute?

yep after holding lescott which would of give a pen

 

[MikeH72]

Mad how arsed some people are about carragher, he's a kopite but don't think he overly slags us off ( more as a wind up ).

Don’t forget the whole spitting at kids hoopla.

 

[sageyefc]

That jack Harrison looked a good player, doubt he’s got a future with city. Needs to sort out the man bun though

 

[TheSecondComing]

any actual transfer news?

 

[Carloblues]

Don’t forget the whole spitting at kids hoopla.

Didn't he spit at some gobshite who was speeding on the motorway just to shout abuse?