Everton Seal Distin Deal........!!

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Im sure there will be some dodgy stream to watch, there always is.

Hahhahha, sorry for laughing, but when I was younger I broke my arm, when the plaster came off my arm was hairy as frick. I bet you used 5 razors? :D
 
Im sure there will be some dodgy stream to watch, there always is.

Hahhahha, sorry for laughing, but when I was younger I broke my arm, when the plaster came off my arm was hairy as frick. I bet you used 5 razors? :D

I expect we'll get shouted at for going off topic in a min but.....

yes, it was awful when the plaster came off and I had one very hairy, funny shaped, white leg and one ordinary looking one.

I didnt need 5 razors but I used half a gallon of moisturiser!

What made me laugh the most though was when the doc said 'try not to twist your ankle' - yeah, like that's the first thing I'm gonna do when I get out of the hozzy.

and back to Distin then..

soz mods but I'm a happy bunny tonight, no plaster and hopefully an unintterupted nights' sleep!
 
The mods are happy that we are happy.

But it will be nice to see him play on Sunday, I heard that BillyTheKidov would be on the bench as well, but it was a really, really bad sauce.

Quiz question. Our new hunk has taken number 15, who was the last player to wear that shirt?
 
The mods are happy that we are happy.

But it will be nice to see him play on Sunday, I heard that BillyTheKidov would be on the bench as well, but it was a really, really bad sauce.

Quiz question. Our new hunk has taken number 15, who was the last player to wear that shirt?


stubbsy?
 
I dont have the answer. :D

I would have said Naysmith? I was hoping somebody would tell me.

naysmith was number 3 I think before Baines. Nuno was 19 which Danny G now has inherited.

Yes I think it was stubbsy cos Lescott had 16 when he arrived which then went to Jags.
 
“If you ask me, though, the fee was a bit high – or maybe they think I am a great player!”

Another nice little quote from Big Dis, he's definitely a character.

He was also asked about competition for places and when Jagielka returns he might not be first choice, he replied:

"No, it's in my contract - I have to play."

This kid's got game, I like him already.
 
“If you ask me, though, the fee was a bit high – or maybe they think I am a great player!”

Another nice little quote from Big Dis, he's definitely a character.

He was also asked about competition for places and when Jagielka returns he might not be first choice, he replied:

"No, it's in my contract - I have to play."

This kid's got game, I like him already.

Both those quotes are so French it's untrue.
 
He was also asked about competition for places and when Jagielka returns he might not be first choice, he replied:

"No, it's in my contract - I have to play."


Are we putting that down as a joke? Cos I doubt Yobo will find it fricking funny.
 
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