Everton Roast Battle

Status
Not open for further replies.

Arteta2391

Player Valuation: £30m
Roast Everton players


Niasse

"Oumar Niasse is a senegalese expression for "cums as fast as he runs, but still can't finish the job"

Schneiderlin

"Morgan is a lot like the DJ... no one knows what he is doing while he is performing, but still manages to mess up a play"

Hibbert

"you shoe looking right for nothing back"
 
230114_908223010.png
 
Roast Everton players


Niasse

"Oumar Niasse is a senegalese expression for "cums as fast as he runs, but still can't finish the job"

Schneiderlin

"Morgan is a lot like the DJ... no one knows what he is doing while he is performing, but still manages to mess up a play"

Hibbert

"you shoe looking right for nothing back"
That last sentence doesn’t make any sense at all.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar Threads

Welcome

Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.

🛒 Visit Shop

Support Grand Old Team by checking out our latest Everton gear!
Back
Top