The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
If you want your kid to be seen to be an Everton fan, buy them last season's kit for a tenner.
If you want your kid to be seen in this season's kit for the best part of a ton, then you need you head checked.
If you want your kid to be seen in this season's kit for the best part of a ton, then you need you head checked.