Bring back the toffee woman.
tiburonazul
Player Valuation: £500k
Move to BMD mid season and headlock for Farhad.
A big game of willy wars in the centre circle.
42-45% possession and some crazy Xg for the nerds
Wicker man in the centre circle at full time after the final game. Michael Keane locked inside.
Have a parade of all the ex managers like Benitez, sir Samuel Allardyce, Koeman etc and let them tell the fans they are the problem.
and lob water balloons at them
Yeah, but not with the chain link fencing at the top that they added in the 70's, at least have it like it was in the 60's, when you could wait for the copper on Gladys St. to walk past and then make the great escape, over the railings and down into the St. end. I don't think I spent a full match in the pen in the early 60's, it frightened me far more than taking my chance climbing out did.
just stay up and make it to BMD. Our fortunes start to turn then
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £50m
When Young's contract expires at the end of the season, on the last day I would us to fire him out of the stadium in a cannon like those clowns do in the circus.
Bye-bye Ashley...
Bye-bye Ashley...
We obviously need to bring a fat lady onto the pitch to sing "time to say goodbye "
Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
I would like the administration of the club to stay out of it.
Just let the team play the best football it can ( and maybe win the majority of home matches)
No schmaltzy , lachrymose official ‘events’
It’s up to us supporters to navigate the season long farewell.
Last match, the club and the stewards need to step aside , no lap of appreciation for the players, it will be for the supporters and Goodison Park only .Any players and staff can participate as private individuals but no official stuff.
Just let the team play the best football it can ( and maybe win the majority of home matches)
No schmaltzy , lachrymose official ‘events’
It’s up to us supporters to navigate the season long farewell.
Last match, the club and the stewards need to step aside , no lap of appreciation for the players, it will be for the supporters and Goodison Park only .Any players and staff can participate as private individuals but no official stuff.
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
What does the winner get apart from Gonorrhea and crabs.
And a picture on the side of Bramley.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
Form a number of Everton related gangs like the film Warriors.
