bluebottle
Player Valuation: £35m
Types something about it being impossible to not score in Amsterdam.
Afonso Alves 37 in 38
Its Holland FFS
Obviously there are exceptions but Holland isn't a terrible league, generally when somebody scores that many goals they're a good player. I'm sure you could find examples of players going from England to other top leagues and showing poor form, or vice versa.
I saw Bas Dost the other day - he's fantastic. We should have snapped him up.
“The principles of your (sex) game are based on your players. I think for Daniel, his best position will be straight through the middle (of the vag) with his pace. I spoke with Luis at length about this a number of times.
“This has been in the plan for a few months. When he played (had sex)at Ajax he played in behind (anal) as a No 10 in between the lines (Fallopian Tubes), and he played as a reverse swinger from the left side so he wasn’t quite out (word wasn't meant to be included) wide, he was tucked in round the corner(Sounds about right).
and he played as a reverse swinger from the left side so he wasn’t quite out (word wasn't meant to be included) wide, he was tucked in round the corner
Suarez scored 49...
2001–02 Pierre van Hooijdonk 24
2002–03 Mateja Kežman 35
2006–07 Afonso Alves 34
2008–09 Mounir El Hamdaoui 23
2010–11 Björn Vleminckx 23
2011–12 Bas Dost 32
LOL
Suarez is a fine player. Scum and overrated by kopites but a fine player.
Dutch league still ain't much good, though.
I saw Bas Dost the other day - he's fantastic. We should have snapped him up.
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