Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £15m

For a moment I actually thought the original pic is a skinny Dom Jolley taking the mick.
But no, this is 100% batshit crazy, the Father Ted caressing Father Stone pic is hilarious in the context of an episode of 'Father Ted' nowt else...
It's a whole lot more disconcerting and bizarre that some utter crazy see's this as a step forward to bring the faux nazi over to love him. Does he expect a rapey arm over the shoulder tit grab from jurgen, or perhaps just an afternoon sex cuddle, cumulating in a trip to 'herr klopps de-basement of derr happy fun luv'
What an effing fan base... if any of those clowns attempted to infiltrate a goodison match day with such a Creepy pic, I would expect the sad non-ce to be wearing the ridiculous painting up his hoop at the very least x









