2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Tramps_mate]

I had a broken cheek bone so 15 years ago in a gardening accident. Stayed in hospital one night then operated on the next day and sent home and back to work did not need a bandage or any sort of helmet.

Is that what the missus called hitting you with the shovel?

 

[Toffeelover]

I remember way back when a player was injured he stayed on the field and moved to the wing.

 

[PhilM]

Is that what the missus called hitting you with the shovel?

I had the exact same thought. It's not an accident when the missus hits you with your favourite gnome after researching, 'Life insurance pay out'.

 

[Ferguson1878]

I’m more intrigued as to how you break your cheek bone gardening

 

[Toffeelover]

Did you head a football for a living

No, but DCL'S legs were still working, he did not have to head a ball.

 

[Victus]

No, but DCL'S legs were still working, he did not have to head a ball.

You're a bit slow aren't you mate.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

No, but DCL'S legs were still working, he did not have to head a ball.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Crying here. His legs still worked.

Ffs.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

No, but DCL'S legs were still working, he did not have to head a ball.

What the actual hell? lol

Also seen someone on Twitter this morning saying something to the effect of '...my lad played on with a broken rib in his under 14's match' in a clear attempt to throw shade at DCL like they're even remotely comparable at all lol

Our fans have lost the plot.

 

[Toffeelover]

You're a bit slow aren't you mate.

Might be able to give Keane or Maupay a run around but afraid not. I am disabled having contacted a disease in 1949 which darn near killed me.

 

[jaybx1878]

Exactly!! How wrong is he!!

Its, Under Armor, Montirex and ON now a days!!

Those ON webs are more grotesque than Luis Diaz.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Might be able to give Keane or Maupay a run around but afraid not. I am disabled having contacted a disease in 1949 which darn near killed me.

Sorry to hear that mate. Yet I think you are right to fancy your chances against Keane

 

[Runub]

I was sawing a thick branch when it broke and smacked me on the side of my head.

Thanks for the clarification

 

[Goat]

Those ON webs are more grotesque than Luis Diaz.

An overpriced fashion statement I thought when I bought a pair.

But they are the most comfortable trabs ive ever owned.

 

[Tramps_mate]

You're a bit slow aren't you mate.

At the age of 77, everyone slows down a bit..