2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[MisterJ]

I don't care how he scores, just so long as he does score

Honestly, don't think too much about why he's here or about moving him on. Just enjoy the fact he is here, he is fit, the difference he makes to us and the goals he's getting

Football is such a simple game when you just enjoy the here and now

 

[dCahill17]

Remember you don’t support him mate. He doesn’t fit with your morals. It was 0-0 for you.

You don’t half talk some peyar poo

 

[Baines' left foot]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin, just what is he doin'?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You don’t half talk some peyar poo

0-0 for you in the premier bigot league sponsored by Peroni.

 

[Clarky cat]

0-0 for you in the premier bigot league sponsored by Peroni.

With a woman.

 

[COYBL25]

Beto dragged him off the treatment table.

It needed that to get him playing again.

Some professional he is.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Can help but think it’s no coincidence that both his injury’s and form have significantly improved since he’s dialled back on the skirts and handbags.
Long may it continue.

 

[PeregrineT]

Looks like Dyche's plan to bring him back slowly is paying off, getting great production from him right now and hes playing well. I think if one of our full backs can pick up their game and start whipping in crosses he might ramp up even more.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Can help but think it’s no coincidence that both his injury’s and form have significantly improved since he’s dialled back on the skirts and handbags.
Long may it continue.

How insecure are you

 

[witchdoc187]

Cracking player. Let's hope he can stay fit.

 

[Mickey]

I'm delighted if he scores.

To say that I;m wrong about him though is not exactly unfair.

He's been very hot and miss. Overall that's true.

If he was more than that we would;t still have him here. Would we?

Drink it in fellas, this is as contrite as you'll ever see Dave. Thanks Dom.

 

[Bedfordblue]

How insecure are you

Facts are facts brother, no one else disagrees.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Can help but think it’s no coincidence that both his injury’s and form have significantly improved since he’s dialled back on the skirts and handbags.
Long may it continue.

Do you think it's maybe something more to do with the fact he is a dad now with actual responsibilities and people depending on him?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Do you think it's maybe something more to do with the fact he is a dad now with actual responsibilities and people depending on him?

I agree, defo that too. Being a parent has likely restricted his spare time for cross dressing, all the better when we see the benefits on the pitch.

 

[Dixie1sixty]

I agree, defo that too. Being a parent has likely restricted his spare time for cross dressing, all the better when we see the benefits on the pitch.

He's recently admitted he's been doing even more cross dressing in his spare time because it annoys the auld gammon Everton da's.