2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Welshy]

He's more interested in dressing up like a woman than he is playing football anymore.

 

[MACCA75]

His movement is absolutely useless.

 

[MikeH72]

????

He jumps 4 years early for every single ball, don’t pretend you haven’t noticed it.

 

[Nymzee]

He jumps 4 years early for every single ball, don’t pretend you haven’t noticed it.

Oh sorry. I thought you said he couldn’t jump anymore.

 

[MikeH72]

Oh sorry. I thought you said he couldn’t jump anymore.

Sorry I should’ve been more specific. I can’t believe he can’t jump and win a header anymore.

 

[Nymzee]

Sorry I should’ve been more specific. I can’t believe he can’t jump and win a header anymore.

Still got a leap like a gazelle on him just jumps early.

 

[MikeH72]

Still got a leap like a gazelle on him just jumps early.

He needs to practice jump timing in training imo.

 

[Nymzee]

He needs to practice jump timing in training imo.

Need to hire Ronaldo since he’s not getting any minutes.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He's more interested in dressing up like a woman than he is playing football anymore.

How original

 

[Blueclouds]

He's more interested in dressing up like a woman than he is playing football anymore.

Let's not bring his personal life into it and spread this. Let's just focus on his football ability.

I've never been convinced he was a special player, I was more if a rich fan.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He needs to practice jump timing in training imo.

This, when he’s timed it right he’s deadly but he’s lost a massive step in his air game

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Physically looks half the player he was - used to think he’d be a nightmare to play against, looks so much more timid. Service was terrible, aimless hoofs and no support. Made a few runs when Gray, Iwobi had the chance to play him through but delayed passes - was about 70 odd minutes before Onana tried to play him through and…he didn’t make anything of it.

Hope it’s just a case of needing games to get up to speed.

 

[Nymzee]

Physically looks half the player he was - used to think he’d be a nightmare to play against, looks so much more timid. Service was terrible, aimless hoofs and no support. Made a few runs when Gray, Iwobi had the chance to play him through but delayed passes - was about 70 odd minutes before Onana tried to play him through and…he didn’t make anything of it.

Hope it’s just a case of needing games to get up to speed.

Onana’s pass was way too hard

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Onana’s pass was way too hard

He got it under control, just got it caught up in his feet and the defender got back and snuffed it out. A DCL of two seasons ago does better, makes something out of not a brilliant ball.

 

[Nymzee]

He got it under control, just got it caught up in his feet and the defender got back and snuffed it out. A Dominic Calvert-Lewin of two seasons ago does better, makes something out of not a brilliant ball.

Oh sorry was on about a different ball, yeh remember that one now, his touch took it towards the defender, should have trusted his left.