2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[davek]

Does he come in yellow?

Yellow with a citrus grin. It's the internet, there must be one out there.

 

[davek]

*prays to the Vault deity*

If you say that Patterson is a good right back too, I'll donate money to a charity of your choice.

Calling Patterson 'good' would be the equivalent of endorsing Cromwell in my book.

 

[PhilM]

This morning, he’s trained with the first team again, and he’s in contention for a place on the bench.

 

[Toffeelover]

Calling Patterson 'good' would be the equivalent of endorsing Cromwell in my book.

Which Cromwell do you mean. hahaha

P.S. looks like Coleman is out so you can bet Dyche will play Ptterson.

 

[davek]

This morning, he’s trained with the first team again, and he’s in contention for a place on the bench.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Has he "felt" something yet

 

[DanB90]

Needs must.

If we beat Fulham I'd get a Cromwell avatar and wear a Klan hood.

Davekkk

 

[Drico]

Has he "felt" something yet

Just the love of this forum.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

This morning, he’s trained with the first team again, and he’s in contention for a place on the bench.

 

[dCahill17]

3rd post in and you call me stupid.

Im gonna enjoy you.

Did I hurt your little feelings? bless ya

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Has he "felt" something yet

 

[Goat]

Playing DCL means the team will look to him to get the goals and not themselves. That's been our strength in the last 2 months: everyone becoming potential goal scorers.

NEWS FLASH, they arent scoring.

 

[Swartzy]

Unless someone's having a joke, am sure I just saw that he's felt a hamstring niggle once again so won't be available....

( Why can't he just stop feeling his bloody leg and feel someone else's leg for a change

 

[Alan0401]

Is there any point in having any hope he'll stay fit for any length of time?

He's had so much time to get over injuries too, I don't know what Everton can do with him. Can't sell him, it'd be pointless loaning him out and he's next to useless in the squad.

 

[witchdoc187]

He was excellent v arsenal let's hope he gets some time on pitch and silences his critics. This is Everton though.