2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Raino85]

Absolutely incredible that he'd basically never been injured until he broke his toe in a non-football-related incident, and that broken toe led to the quad injury, and so on and so forth. He must be so gutted.

Let's get it Dom.

He's a skinny lad who if you look at his body shape has massive muscly legs, big broad shoulders, no waist etc!
Its since that bulk that the injurys have come!

From this

To this

 

[badloaf]

Think we finally need to accept that we can't rely on him as our main striker anymore ...
Maybe he needs managing like we did with Saha?
God I'd kill to have a goal scorer like the yak to interchange with him .

It’s symptomatic of our recruitment problems over the last decade. Waste money on bit-part players and hang on to talented but injury-prone players whose value just decreases by the day. We should have sold Mina two seasons ago and, as been said elsewhere on here, we need to bring in a new main striker. If DCL ever gets back to playing, then great, but it’s an outside shot at best.

 

[Nymzee]

He's a skinny lad who if you look at his body shape has massive muscly legs, big broad shoulders, no waist etc!
Its since that bulk that the injurys have come!

From this

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To this

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Ooft get the lube out

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Ooft get the lube out

I didn't wanna ask why he just happened to have a few topless photos of DCL to hand...

Tis a modern world I suppose.

 

[Littlesue]

Would never describe him as having "massive muscley legs" quite skinny in fact with no big calf definition, I'm prepared to look at more photos to prove me wrong though ?

 

[ah11984]

So apart from his dodgy thigh, dislocated shoulder, pulled hamstring, ongoing knee issue…. he’s absolutely fine.

 

[Goat]

So apart from his dodgy thigh, dislocated shoulder, pulled hamstring, ongoing knee issue…. he’s absolutely fine.

Hes not fine, did you even look at those pictures?

Hes way past fine,im not gay, BUT.

 

[Leylo]

Bloody ell is he made of glass , really want him to smash it for us but he's got to lose them high heels to start with

 

[Nymzee]

Bloody ell is he made of glass , really want him to smash it for us but he's got to lose them high heels to start with

Tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure

 

[Leylo]

Tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure

I'm insecure

 

[Leylo]

Tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure

Sorry love you nymzee I'm insecure lol

 

[RomanReigns]

Delph passed the curse on

 

[degsy]

So apart from his dodgy thigh, dislocated shoulder, pulled hamstring, ongoing knee issue…. he’s absolutely fine.

If you see him before Easter, they've rushed him back too soon - again.
Iwobi at Afcon in January?


Over to you Mr Thelwell

 

[Stevie Nicks Bootleg]

Iwobi at Afcon in January?

January 24.

 

[Toffeelover]

If you see him before Easter, they've rushed him back too soon - again.
Iwobi at Afcon in January?


Over to you Mr Thelwell

That will be right mess up, who will stand in for him, can only be Garner.