2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin


Player Valuation: £70m

I'm not arsed - for me, putting 'UTFT' is a simple but really effective way of getting the fans behind you.

They are quality boots them, worth a few bob as well.

Anyone who would like a pair but cant afford them need to

*borrow nans slippers
*block of wood for heel
*kill a peacock
*if you haven't got access to killing peacock, purchase a bright blue permanent marker pen and draw on slippers


Player Valuation: £70m
Sunglasses indoors ?
Sake Dom.


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