2020/21 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[royalbalou]

So he spends all summer at the euros camp fit to play...and doesn't...then the time comes when he is needed..he hurts his toe...and can’t.
Are we training with medicine balls or is he just not arsed?

 

[PhilM]

I love how people always demand a consistent 20 goal a season striker. As if they are just all over the place, rather than there only actually being a handful of them and they are at the top clubs already.

They hounded out our last one too because he said honest and not unfair or derogatory remarks to the Belgian press.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Let's find out.

I cant stand this lad.

Do you like anyone/thing?

 

[john jako]

...they dont help.

So what’s the big issue with the lad?

 

[sageyefc]

Got to pray for a few more purple patches

 

[Shibbywiggles]

So he spends all summer at the euros camp fit to play...and doesn't...then the time comes when he is needed..he hurts his toe...and can’t.
Are we training with medicine balls or is he just not arsed?

How was he needed? It was a friendly ffs
If he misses next week then yeah let’s all throw the toys out the pram

 

[Saint Domingo]

So he spends all summer at the euros camp fit to play...and doesn't...then the time comes when he is needed..he hurts his toe...and can’t.
Are we training with medicine balls or is he just not arsed?

It’s known as ‘Everton that’

 

[MACCA75]

They hounded out our last one too because he said honest and not unfair or derogatory remarks to the Belgian press.

They didn’t though did they.

 

[PhilM]

They didn’t though did they.

Well, it’s a figure of speech to portray where our best striker in decades was regularly criticised and lambasted whereas lesser players weren’t.

DCL is getting a similar treatment.

 

[davek]

So what’s the big issue with the lad?

He can wear women's clothes all he wants as long as he's a great player for Everton.

He's not.

 

[davek]

So he spends all summer at the euros camp fit to play...and doesn't...then the time comes when he is needed..he hurts his toe...and can’t.
Are we training with medicine balls or is he just not arsed?

He's not arsed.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Sick of this feller, tbh.

I'd cash in on both him and Richarlison.

Dave, the Asset Stripper!!!


And do exactly what with any funds, made on selling our two most saleable assets?

 

[Dixieslaces]

Let's find out.

I cant stand this lad.

Well, we simply must then based on your assertion, get a grip Dave.

 

[Papa Shango]

They hounded out our last one too because he said honest and not unfair or derogatory remarks to the Belgian press.

Hounded him out?

He wanted to go to Manchester United! Can't say I blame him either.

We could have kissed the ground he walked on, he still would have went to United. Our fans had zero say in it one way or the other.

 

[davek]

Dave, the Asset Stripper!!!


And do exactly what with any funds, made on selling our two most saleable assets?

Buy players who will pull their finger out.