Evvvvv-errr ton-ton-tonI’m coming round to the idea, maybe a version of Black Lace, Agadoo with refreshed lyrics?
I can boo, boo, boo,
Shake my fist at David Moyes,
I can boo, boo, boo,
Same old plan and same old ploys.
I can boo, boo, boo,
How’s he missed from two yards out?
I can boo, boo, boo,
Hear the whole ground start to shout.
They’re the best team in the land
Everton ton-ton
They’re a team that’s truly grand
Head on down to Bramley Moore
See the boys in royal blue
Toffeemen take the field
The boys’ll play it sweet for you