Detailed team by team analysis of Euro 2016 (with wiki links)

[Allezfan]

For any non europeans looking for a team to support, I present this unbiased and fair analysis of all the nations in action.

Group A

France: Garlic eating, arrogant, smelly Nazi collaborators.
Romania: Poor, thiefing, job stealing, gypsy Nazi collaborators.
Albania: Organ stealing, muslim, bunker rat Nazi collaboraters.
Switzerland: Shorts wearing, super rich, clock obsessed Nazi collaboraters.

Group B

England: Brave shining light of goodness in a corrupt world.
Russia: Drunken, violent, commie,nazi collaborators.
Wales: Sheep shaggers.
Slovakia: More nazi collaborators.

Group C

Germany: Ruthlessly efficient at losing wars and getting their country bombed back to the stone age.
Ukraine: Russia's bitches. Also nazi collaborators.
Poland: Excellent tolilet cleaners. Made sure Auschwitz had superb plumbing.
Northern Ireland: Flag obsessed, petrol bombing weirdos. The north korea to scotland's china.

Group D

Spain: Would have collaborated with the nazis if they weren't too lazy to actually do anything.
Czech Republic: Drugged up nazi collaborators.
Turkey: Break the trend by collaborating with ISIS instead of nazis. This is why they're not in the eu.
Croatia: Nazi collaborators from the balkans. So like the rest but with more petrol bombs.

Group E

Belgium: Accountant types who collaborated with the nazis just to relieve the tedious boredom of their lives.
Italy: Too incompetant and corrupt to be effectively evil.
Ireland: Drunken, stupid, lazy gyypos and nazi collaboraters.
Sweden: Furniture loving cowards.

Group F

Portugal: Ronaldo and 10 others.
Iceland: 10 puffins and a sheep farmer.
Austria: Avoided collaborating with the nazis by being the nazis instead.
Hungary: Yet more nazi collaborators.

 

[johnnydawg68]

As an American, Ireland all day long.

 

[summerisle]

For any non europeans looking for a team to support, I present this unbiased and fair analysis of all the nations in action.

Group A

France: Garlic eating, arrogant, smelly Nazi collaborators.
Romania: Poor, thiefing, job stealing, gypsy Nazi collaborators.
Albania: Organ stealing, muslim, bunker rat Nazi collaboraters.
Switzerland: Shorts wearing, super rich, clock obsessed Nazi collaboraters.

Group B

England: Brave shining light of goodness in a corrupt world.
Russia: Drunken, violent, commie,nazi collaborators.
Wales: Sheep shaggers.
Slovakia: More nazi collaborators.

Group C

Germany: Ruthlessly efficient at losing wars and getting their country bombed back to the stone age.
Ukraine: Russia's bitches. Also nazi collaborators.
Poland: Excellent tolilet cleaners. Made sure Auschwitz had superb plumbing.
Northern Ireland: Flag obsessed, petrol bombing weirdos. The north korea to scotland's china.

Group D

Spain: Would have collaborated with the nazis if they weren't too lazy to actually do anything.
Czech Republic: Drugged up nazi collaborators.
Turkey: Break the trend by collaborating with ISIS instead of nazis. This is why they're not in the eu.
Croatia: Nazi collaborators from the balkans. So like the rest but with more petrol bombs.

Group E

Belgium: Accountant types who collaborated with the nazis just to relieve the tedious boredom of their lives.
Italy: Too incompetant and corrupt to be effectively evil.
Ireland: Drunken, stupid, lazy gyypos and nazi collaboraters.
Sweden: Furniture loving cowards.

Group F

Portugal: Ronaldo and 10 others.
Iceland: 10 puffins and a sheep farmer.
Austria: Avoided collaborating with the nazis by being the nazis instead.
Hungary: Yet more nazi collaborators.

Albania was invaded and occupied by Italy. There was little collaboration, and when Germany took over From Italy in 1943 and tried to deport Jews, many were hidden by Albanians. In 1995 Albania was awarded the honour of Righteous Among The Nations By Israel for their protection of a large part of the Jewish community. In the future please make sure you know your facts. I for one will be rooting for Albania.

 

[Allezfan]

There was little collaboration

They supplied a whole waffen ss division.

Not to mention the whole Balli Kombetar collaborist government.

Stop trying to hide your shameful past with lies.

England alone out of all the nations in the world has never done anything evil ever.

 

[summerisle]

They supplied a whole waffen ss division.

Not to mention the whole Balli Kombetar collaborist government.

Stop trying to hide your shameful past with lies.

England alone out of all the nations in the world has never done anything evil ever.

The Bali Kombetar raison detre was wiping out Serbs in Kosovo. Most of the Waffen SS Division were Muslims from Kosovo. Few Albanians were in the Division.

 

[Allezfan]

The Bali Kombetar raison detre was wiping out Serbs in Kosovo. Most of the Waffen SS Division were Muslims from Kosovo. Few Albanians were in the Division.

What you're saying is that it was Chelsea?

 

[summerisle]

What you're saying is that it was Chelsea?

Goodnight.

 

[dholliday]

For any non europeans looking for a team to support, I present this unbiased and fair analysis of all the nations in action.

Group A

France: Garlic eating, arrogant, smelly Nazi collaborators.
Romania: Poor, thiefing, job stealing, gypsy Nazi collaborators.
Albania: Organ stealing, muslim, bunker rat Nazi collaboraters.
Switzerland: Shorts wearing, super rich, clock obsessed Nazi collaboraters.

Group B

England: Brave shining light of goodness in a corrupt world.
Russia: Drunken, violent, commie,nazi collaborators.
Wales: Sheep shaggers.
Slovakia: More nazi collaborators.

Group C

Germany: Ruthlessly efficient at losing wars and getting their country bombed back to the stone age.
Ukraine: Russia's bitches. Also nazi collaborators.
Poland: Excellent tolilet cleaners. Made sure Auschwitz had superb plumbing.
Northern Ireland: Flag obsessed, petrol bombing weirdos. The north korea to scotland's china.

Group D

Spain: Would have collaborated with the nazis if they weren't too lazy to actually do anything.
Czech Republic: Drugged up nazi collaborators.
Turkey: Break the trend by collaborating with ISIS instead of nazis. This is why they're not in the eu.
Croatia: Nazi collaborators from the balkans. So like the rest but with more petrol bombs.

Group E

Belgium: Accountant types who collaborated with the nazis just to relieve the tedious boredom of their lives.
Italy: Too incompetant and corrupt to be effectively evil.
Ireland: Drunken, stupid, lazy gyypos and nazi collaboraters.
Sweden: Furniture loving cowards.

Group F

Portugal: Ronaldo and 10 others.
Iceland: 10 puffins and a sheep farmer.
Austria: Avoided collaborating with the nazis by being the nazis instead.
Hungary: Yet more nazi collaborators.

how long did that take? and how obsessed with a war that finished before your parents were born are you?

x


my tip: France.

 

[Azzurri]

Albania was invaded and occupied by Italy. There was little collaboration, and when Germany took over From Italy in 1943 and tried to deport Jews, many were hidden by Albanians. In 1995 Albania was awarded the honour of Righteous Among The Nations By Israel for their protection of a large part of the Jewish community. In the future please make sure you know your facts. I for one will be rooting for Albania.

The Bali Kombetar raison detre was wiping out Serbs in Kosovo. Most of the Waffen SS Division were Muslims from Kosovo. Few Albanians were in the Division.

how long did that take? and how obsessed with a war that finished before your parents were born are you?.

I feel you've both taken this awfully seriously.

 

[summerisle]

I feel you've both taken this awfully seriously.

how long did that take? and how obsessed with a war that finished before your parents were born are you?

x


my tip: France.

My parents were born before the War. I just don't like historical inaccuracies.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

For any non europeans looking for a team to support, I present this unbiased and fair analysis of all the nations in action.

Group A

France: Garlic eating, arrogant, smelly Nazi collaborators.
Romania: Poor, thiefing, job stealing, gypsy Nazi collaborators.
Albania: Organ stealing, muslim, bunker rat Nazi collaboraters.
Switzerland: Shorts wearing, super rich, clock obsessed Nazi collaboraters.

Group B

England: Brave shining light of goodness in a corrupt world.
Russia: Drunken, violent, commie,nazi collaborators.
Wales: Sheep shaggers.
Slovakia: More nazi collaborators.

Group C

Germany: Ruthlessly efficient at losing wars and getting their country bombed back to the stone age.
Ukraine: Russia's bitches. Also nazi collaborators.
Poland: Excellent tolilet cleaners. Made sure Auschwitz had superb plumbing.
Northern Ireland: Flag obsessed, petrol bombing weirdos. The north korea to scotland's china.

Group D

Spain: Would have collaborated with the nazis if they weren't too lazy to actually do anything.
Czech Republic: Drugged up nazi collaborators.
Turkey: Break the trend by collaborating with ISIS instead of nazis. This is why they're not in the eu.
Croatia: Nazi collaborators from the balkans. So like the rest but with more petrol bombs.

Group E

Belgium: Accountant types who collaborated with the nazis just to relieve the tedious boredom of their lives.
Italy: Too incompetant and corrupt to be effectively evil.
Ireland: Drunken, stupid, lazy gyypos and nazi collaboraters.
Sweden: Furniture loving cowards.

Group F

Portugal: Ronaldo and 10 others.
Iceland: 10 puffins and a sheep farmer.
Austria: Avoided collaborating with the nazis by being the nazis instead.
Hungary: Yet more nazi collaborators.

My money is on Austria, or "Germany II" as they are also known

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

BTW, he's having a joke here lads by playing with stereotypes, he's not being sincere

Try to avoid being offended and have a sense of humour

 

[Allezfan]

BTW, he's having a joke here lads by playing with stereotypes, he's not being sincere

Try to avoid being offended and have a sense of humour

What?

The whole point of this post was to offend people. I don't want them to have a sense of humour about it.

 

[RFUS]

My parents were born before the War. I just don't like historical inaccuracies.

How dare you?! @Allezfan is a devout and conscientious historian who prides himself on his objective and informed opinions of other nationalities.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

What?

The whole point of this post was to offend people. I don't want them to have a sense of humour about it.

I apologise mate

Offend away to your hearts content, you sassy bish you